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Two cartoon renditions of buddhist monks  reciting a discord conversation.
Monk 1: "I think some good sex would fix me I think"
Monk 2, distressed: "NO IT WON'T. SELF ACTUALIAZATION WILL FIX YOU. PLEASE. YOU ARE NEVER GOING TO ESCAPE SAMSARA AT THIS RATE."
Monk 1: "Ah, but by remaining in samsara and postponing enlightenment, I may continue my learnings and teach others as a Bodhisattva."
Monk 2, appalled: "BEING HORNY DOES NOT MAKE YOU A BODHISATTVA!"

Two cartoon renditions of buddhist monks reciting a discord conversation. Monk 1: "I think some good sex would fix me I think" Monk 2, distressed: "NO IT WON'T. SELF ACTUALIAZATION WILL FIX YOU. PLEASE. YOU ARE NEVER GOING TO ESCAPE SAMSARA AT THIS RATE." Monk 1: "Ah, but by remaining in samsara and postponing enlightenment, I may continue my learnings and teach others as a Bodhisattva." Monk 2, appalled: "BEING HORNY DOES NOT MAKE YOU A BODHISATTVA!"

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one of my FNV couriers, tuesday. how does she live? (featuring another OC, Daisy)

#fnv #fallout #fanart #originalcharacter

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A digital painting study of the characters, Mac and Charlie, as they appear in the Christmas episode where Charlie attacks a mall santa's throat with his teeth and needs to be pjlled away by Mac. One drawing depicts Charlie with blood on his mouth being pulled away by Mac, who looks worried. One highly saturated painting depicts Charlie looking distressed and angry. Another paiting depicts Charlie, with blood on his face, mid scream.

A digital painting study of the characters, Mac and Charlie, as they appear in the Christmas episode where Charlie attacks a mall santa's throat with his teeth and needs to be pjlled away by Mac. One drawing depicts Charlie with blood on his mouth being pulled away by Mac, who looks worried. One highly saturated painting depicts Charlie looking distressed and angry. Another paiting depicts Charlie, with blood on his face, mid scream.

its that time of year

#iasip #christmas #macmcdonald #charliekelly #fanart #didyoufuckmymomsanta?

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my ego really is made or broken based off how good my hair looks

#art #cartoon #bodynuetrality

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in my universe, martians are a little bit transluscent and also glow in low-light conditions or when excited/stressed/scared.

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A green alien with big black eyes and nubby antennae is looking at a Playboy magazine. With each successive pose, he begins to glow more brightly. First, he is laying on his stomach with the magazine saying, "'Nipples'... Man, Terrans are wicked unusual." Next he is holding up the fold-out saying, "Did science ever figure out why they got those? So weird haha..." Last he is lying on his back holding the magazine above him, saying  "I mean... SOMEONE should be investigating."

A green alien with big black eyes and nubby antennae is looking at a Playboy magazine. With each successive pose, he begins to glow more brightly. First, he is laying on his stomach with the magazine saying, "'Nipples'... Man, Terrans are wicked unusual." Next he is holding up the fold-out saying, "Did science ever figure out why they got those? So weird haha..." Last he is lying on his back holding the magazine above him, saying "I mean... SOMEONE should be investigating."

Cameo is a lithe humanoid green alien with big, black, bug-like eyes and nubby antennae. He has no nose or ears. His skin is somewhat transluscent, making his bones slightly visable, and his skin is covered in blue squares and designs that he has drawn himself. He is wearing a dirty white tank top and dirty khaki-colored pants. He is stretching one arm across his chest and holding a blue marker in his other hand. Beside him is blue text with a graffiti tag-like doodle of himself which reads "Cameo was here!"

Cameo is a lithe humanoid green alien with big, black, bug-like eyes and nubby antennae. He has no nose or ears. His skin is somewhat transluscent, making his bones slightly visable, and his skin is covered in blue squares and designs that he has drawn himself. He is wearing a dirty white tank top and dirty khaki-colored pants. He is stretching one arm across his chest and holding a blue marker in his other hand. Beside him is blue text with a graffiti tag-like doodle of himself which reads "Cameo was here!"

another npc. Cameo, the 19 year old martian stowaway. #ttrpg #characterdesign

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i have to draw my tabletop PCs losing or i die #ttrpg #dnd

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she rolls her own but buys lucky strike on occassion. she also drinks lighter fluid. midwestern accent btw.

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my wife btw. her name is gideon #art

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its like the "i just flew in" but i said "i just came in" so. its like a play off a classic. is this thing on? is anyone listening?

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me arriving home after my 2 week long vacation in Berlin: hey honey i just came in and boy are my balls tired

is that anything?

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Cartoonish character designs of two figures on a gray background. The one named "Stolen Valorie" is a skinny, sickly pale woman with messy blond hair tied into a pony-tail. Her eyes are red and she has a huge, creepy toothy grin. She has braces and her gums are bleeding. She wears sweatpants and a "Kilroy was Here" Tshirt, over which she wears an illfitting coat made to resemble an antique general's uniform. She is saluting with on hand while the other is flexing. Beside her is a robot, Kilroy, which is much taller than her. He is greenish gray with bright orange rust and red blood leaking from his joints. He has long limbs and a broad chest, covered in graffiti like marks depicting the cartoon Kilroy (made famous in WWII) on the chest plate, a peace sign on his right shoulder, a "cut here" dotted line across the leg, and a target on the forehead. On the left shoulder, duct tape is being used to hold him together. He has a red and blue window showing human eyes floating in some sort of liquid. There are also windows on the side of the head that show a human brain inside. Kilroy has an antennae, but no mouth or nose or features to indicate expression.

Cartoonish character designs of two figures on a gray background. The one named "Stolen Valorie" is a skinny, sickly pale woman with messy blond hair tied into a pony-tail. Her eyes are red and she has a huge, creepy toothy grin. She has braces and her gums are bleeding. She wears sweatpants and a "Kilroy was Here" Tshirt, over which she wears an illfitting coat made to resemble an antique general's uniform. She is saluting with on hand while the other is flexing. Beside her is a robot, Kilroy, which is much taller than her. He is greenish gray with bright orange rust and red blood leaking from his joints. He has long limbs and a broad chest, covered in graffiti like marks depicting the cartoon Kilroy (made famous in WWII) on the chest plate, a peace sign on his right shoulder, a "cut here" dotted line across the leg, and a target on the forehead. On the left shoulder, duct tape is being used to hold him together. He has a red and blue window showing human eyes floating in some sort of liquid. There are also windows on the side of the head that show a human brain inside. Kilroy has an antennae, but no mouth or nose or features to indicate expression.

Cartoonish character designs of two figures on a gray background. The one named "Stolen Valorie" is a skinny, sickly pale woman with messy blond hair tied into a pony-tail. Her eyes are red and she has a huge, creepy toothy grin with green braces. She wears sweatpants covered in blood and a dark grey Tshirt, over which she wears an illfitting military style green bomber jacket. She is looking at Kilroy who appears only as a sketch.

Cartoonish character designs of two figures on a gray background. The one named "Stolen Valorie" is a skinny, sickly pale woman with messy blond hair tied into a pony-tail. Her eyes are red and she has a huge, creepy toothy grin with green braces. She wears sweatpants covered in blood and a dark grey Tshirt, over which she wears an illfitting military style green bomber jacket. She is looking at Kilroy who appears only as a sketch.

npc from my scifi tabletop game. she does illegal robofighting with her antique war-bot that bleeds. she sucks. #ttrpg #scifi #characterdesign

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On a gogurt green background, a large purple tapir faces a small, striped brown tapir. They look at each other with affection. Text reads, "I hope in every life, we're both tapirs, but like a mama and a baby tapir, and I guess not in this one since we're both not tapirs in this life (that I know of)"

On a gogurt green background, a large purple tapir faces a small, striped brown tapir. They look at each other with affection. Text reads, "I hope in every life, we're both tapirs, but like a mama and a baby tapir, and I guess not in this one since we're both not tapirs in this life (that I know of)"

do you think we were tapir friends in a past life? #art #cartoon #tapirpostinghours

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A bright red armadillo, lined in bright blue, on a bright yellow background recites the Car Seat Headrest lyrics "Now its sweat, Now it's sweat. It's sweat now," as it wipes its tears over its face. Underneath, the same armadillo nervously fidgets its hands and recites, "Honey I'm cultured. I'm very sex positive. But what is this feeling? It ain't so positive."

A bright red armadillo, lined in bright blue, on a bright yellow background recites the Car Seat Headrest lyrics "Now its sweat, Now it's sweat. It's sweat now," as it wipes its tears over its face. Underneath, the same armadillo nervously fidgets its hands and recites, "Honey I'm cultured. I'm very sex positive. But what is this feeling? It ain't so positive."

An armadillo lined in bright blue, on a bright yellow background is sketched in four phases. It is curled into a ball, hiding its face. Then it peeks out of the ball. It then comes a bit more undone as it still hides its face with its claw. Then it appears split in half with a bright red tire mark through it, although it is still alive and looks embarassed, shyly covering its face with its hand still. The blue lyrics, backgrounded by bright red are, "Baby my body/ Constantly betrays me/ I try to betray it/ I only hurt myself."

An armadillo lined in bright blue, on a bright yellow background is sketched in four phases. It is curled into a ball, hiding its face. Then it peeks out of the ball. It then comes a bit more undone as it still hides its face with its claw. Then it appears split in half with a bright red tire mark through it, although it is still alive and looks embarassed, shyly covering its face with its hand still. The blue lyrics, backgrounded by bright red are, "Baby my body/ Constantly betrays me/ I try to betray it/ I only hurt myself."

gay aspec loser furries, this ones for you #carseatheadrest #csh

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found you!!! <3 #art #horror

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you ever let a memory catch up to you on your smoke break?

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im not the type to follow pet social medias, but my parasocial bond with jimmy is unmatched. hes like a brother to me.

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What is this?

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how hungry? #mouthwashing

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Two fraggle-like anthropomorphic fantasy creatures on a green background. They have long snouts and fluffy feathers and tufts at the end of their tails. A purple critter has its clawed hands on its stomach as it throws its head back in laughter. In the background, the orange critter watches it laugh while blushing.

Two fraggle-like anthropomorphic fantasy creatures on a green background. They have long snouts and fluffy feathers and tufts at the end of their tails. A purple critter has its clawed hands on its stomach as it throws its head back in laughter. In the background, the orange critter watches it laugh while blushing.

what if two critters were friends? what then?? #art

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anyaaaaaaa i would have beaten him with hammers for you #mouthwashing

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wizard wednesday

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take the reins captain! #mouthwashing

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