I paid $6 each for these, they were $15.50 retail in town

Yes

It's right next to Fergbutcher

Next time you're in Arrowtoen I highly recommend the Gibbston cheese shop for clearance cheeses

Pretty sure the answer is p=mv

It was a real treat

The Beach House Restaurant

I very rarely order steak, but the paua swayed me. It was cooked to perfection

Potato gratin

Surf and Turf at Riverton. Paua and Ribeye

I abandoned Tommy

Overheard outside the pub;
TOMMY CAN'T GET IN!
Why not?
He forgot his ID
Can't he just show them his Facebook?

To be fair, the options are limited

Future's so bright i gotta wear shades

Bought a checked shirt so I'd blend in at the Riverton Races. My only concern is nobody will know I'm wearing it ironically

Splitting the A doesn't have quite the same ring as splitting the G

Reverse psychology

One can only hope

Nah, Brad is a smart guy with all the info at his fingertips. I'm just a bloke with reckons

Sharing my wisdom with the youths is my passion

Bobby calves are way down this year thanks to high beef prices and upcoming dairy conversions. I used to send about 600, got it down to 400. Only sent 200 this year

Yep, sexed semen is a common product to put over your best cows

Yep. Rolling Meadow is Synlait, Tararua is Goodman Fielder (again purchased from Fonterra). Since the Foodstuffs home brand butter is Synlait it's a fair guess Woolworths will be Fonterra

Yes, DairyWorks buy bulk butter from Fonterra and Westland, then rework it into 500g blocks for retail

My first hotel breakfast buffet in the US searching in vain for the butter, giving up, grabbing the cream cheese instead... which was actually the butter

Majority Chinese owned (Synlait) and wholly Chinese owned (Westland). But that Westgold is some pretty great butter

Oh. Not such a principled stand then

Which butter are you going to buy?

It was $14.38!

Love a pun caption