dawg, stop arguing with the dictionary. you're gonna embarrass yourself 😂

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

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the thing i hate most about AI image gen is that no one does crude photoshops anymore, a tradition i will continue until the day i die

You will never, ever see Republicans scolding their right flank like this. It’s why they’re so electorally effective. Democrats, meanwhile, love nothing more than berating the left

A second orbit dataset from SpaceForce for the BlueBird-7 sat shows it in a 265 x 485 km x 43.0 deg orbit, indicating that the upper stage delivered about 1000 m/s, mostly changing orbital inclination. This is about half the dV that would have been needed for the target orbit

They had special space modified devices not their personal phones.

You can have artistic freedom with jam!! <3

This is from Reid Wiseman's instagram on the Earthset from Artemis II and its just so fucking wild to see.

Genuinely love him just going, "Dude. No way."

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Launch vehicles that have launched a fully successful mission in 2026 so far:

SLS ✅
New Glenn ❌
Starship ❌

The next TLE set for this object, hopefully later today, will be definitive (absent any clarifying statement from Blue or ASTS). At this point we can still hold out some hope for a new orbit set at a later epoch time with a higher orbit. To be clear, I am not optimistic. But it's prudent to wait.

The BlueOrigin/AST_SpaceMobile
launch has been tracked by Space Force as catalog 68765, 2026-85A, in a 154 x 494 km x 36.1 deg orbit. Epoch is 1138 UTC which is the time of SECO-1, so this may not be the final orbit. (If it is, then they are indeed toast).

drawing of a two kawasaki c2 planes in flight over the Hel penninsula in poland

Fingers crossed for the Kawasaki bid for the new polish air force cargo plane

her name is Little Miss Wheelslip and she has a tractive effort of No

AST SpaceMobile, the customer for today's Blue Origin New Glenn launch that placed the payload in an "off-nominal" orbit, says the satellite "is too low to sustain operations with its on-board thruster technology and will de-orbited."

www.businesswire.com/news/home/20...

Third New Glenn launch suffers upper stage malfunction Blue Origin’s New Glenn suffered a malfunction of its second stage on the rocket’s third flight April 19, stranding its payload in an “off-nominal” orbit.

Third New Glenn launch suffers upper stage malfunction

Blue Origin’s New Glenn suffered a malfunction of its second stage on the rocket’s third flight April 19, stranding its payload in an “off-nominal” orbit.

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Cat in front of RPG character sheets + dice.

Tag: the wizard places a chalice on the table, filled with a strange, smoking liquid. He cautions that this potion is incredibly danger-

Tag: I knock it over.

100 years ago people lived their whole lives without the ordeal of a phone call

bedtime mindfulness routine staring at super bright phone screen

IT IS GLORY TO BATHE IN THE BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMIES BUT TO ALSO BATHE IN THE SHOWER.

a cat sitting on a chair at the dining room table looking nonplussed by a large plate of blini

when you've siezed the means of production and aren't sure what comes next

Dave Mathews in a keffiyeh holding up signs that say STOP THE GENOCIDE and STOP KILLING CHILDREN at a concert

This is not a knock on DMB but if you had told me twenty years ago that Dave Mathews would be this outspoken on an issue that Radiohead completely shat the bed on, well... I would've been surprised!

Digital art drawing of Jupiter's moons as if seen from Jupiter's cloud tops. Swirling brown and tan clouds in a blue sky frame four small lumpy asteroids and four large spherical moons. Io has yellow and white regions with glowing red volcanoes and the plume of erupting volcanoes visible on the limb. Europa is white and tan, criss-crossed with brown cracks. Ganymede is brown, gray, and white, and Callisto is brown with tiny white craters. Io appears by far the largest--twice as big as Europa and Ganymede, which are about the same apparent size. Callisto is then half the size of those. The minor asteroid moons: Metis, Adrastea, Amalthea, and Thebe; are elliptical lumps much smaller than Callisto.

Commission for @zinzrinz.bsky.social of all of Jupiter's Moons, as seen from the cloud tops, with the correct relative apparent sizes for each of the Galilean moons and the inner four asteroid moons.

Cover of report "Mission Aborted: how NASA illegally implemented the president's budget request without congressional approval. Minority staff report, prepared by members of the committee on science, space, and technology, us house of representatives, April 2026

This report came out today by minority staff of the House science committee on how three NASA missions were aborted due to NASA illegally following the FY26 president's budget request instead of congressionally approved budget. Very important reading. 🔭🧪 democrats-science.house.gov/staff-report...

How is it that we can send people around the moon but we can’t make a printer of any kind that doesn’t suck every dick in the parking lot

Oh right, capitalism and planned obsolescence

I am not turning on Stickey Keys!! I am not turning on Stickey Keys!! I am not turning on Stickey Keys!! I am not turning on Stickey Keys! I am not turning on Stickey Keys!! I am not turning on Stickey Keys!! I am not turning on Stickey Keys!! I am not turning on Stickey Keys!! I am not turning on S

A slightly grainy, zoomed-out photo of the launch of Artemis 2, showing the rocket plume climbing into the blue sky.

I took this photo of Artemis 2 with a TLR film camera from the 1950s
@spacescout.bsky.social

me: boss where’s the food coloring
boss: what for
me: toilet video
boss: ah yes, show customers how a few drops of dye in the tank can help them identify costly leaks
me: uh

view inside a tank at a treatment plant. light from an opening in the domed roof illuminates a rotating arm that is cascading water onto a grated surface.

WTF are three tall domed tanks of stacked filter media that pump water to the top of these rotating arms so it cascades through the filters on its way to the bottom.

it's a unique 1990s treatment process not featured at our two other plants. WTF improvements FTW.

• February, 1912 - Northwestern Elevated President Britton I. Budd notifies Wilmette officials of his intention to construct a terminal and yard at Linden Avenue and 4th Street. Opposition develops, as Budd refuses an absurd franchise proposal from Wilmette officials. • April 1, 1912 - Under cover of night, a construction crew closes Laurel Avenue in Wilmette and constructs a half-car long platform a short spur track just south of Linden and about 150 feet east of 4th. Wilmette awakes to find itself with rapid transit to Chicago and, despite fears, becomes quite popular. The platform is lengthened later that year, plus a second track and temporary yard are added.

We need to bring back this approach for transit projects: just build it—illegally, without permission, over objections, under cover of night—secure in the knowledge that everyone will love it once it exists

the nonbinary rapper who frequently gets misgendered as a man: Mx. Sir-a-Lot