Pro Tip if you're on a shake-only diet and you have an electric shaker remember to charge the base, otherwise you may end up having to hangry wait for your shaker to charge!

Yes there are many fae in Scottish folklore that are extremely similar to vampires!

The more I see vampire lore the more convinced I am that they're a type of Fae

At the time when a lot of fairy folklore originated it was important to empty the outside foot washing bin so you didn't invite fairies into your homes, which, today, would be the equivalent to a welcome mat.

Plumber is coming to fix the sump pump and it is WAY too early for this shit

2 days 🥲

Raspberry:3

2 weeks 😭

I wish! But my surgeon did say I can have the occasional sugar-free jello if I’m really starving

Doing that lil happy butt wiggle in my underwear eating sugar-free jello straight from the fridge

Humph, okay fine x3

But but- 😭

Me want bite

Just a nibble

I’m sure after 2 weeks of only shakes the most plain bologna sandwich would look like a Michelin star meal xD

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Shtaaap you’re making me blush ☺️

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If you insist

Hello my lovely soulcakes! You're looking especially tasty today >:)

Hell yeah hottie magnet let’s gooooo

4 a day, 4 hours apart, but I’m so hungy T^T

Thankooooo

Update: NEVERMIND IM SO FUCKING HUNGRY I DUNNO IF I CAN DO THIS GUYS

They only come in chocolate and vanilla but they said I can add flavour extracts to it to make it tastier

Day one of only these medical shake thingys, they're surprisingly not as bad as I thought :3

Pffff xD

WHAT NO UTE IN A JAR HOW DARE THEY

omg xDD

omg chicken leg xDD thats actually really funny

LOL omg brilliant xD

Tell me your best Hospital jokes or something because I am getting nervous about having my first major abdominal surgery on the 30th so before I check into Hoptal Hotel I wanna at least laugh a bit before freaking out 🥲

I’m a lil nervous but I think it’ll all be okay :3

Thank youuu