Someone tell Trump that “Trumpedo” is his new nickname among MAGA, because it makes him sound tough and deadly like a torpedo…

I hope Horizon 6 has a proper city pop channel.

An old Chiweenie named Penelope.

My sister's dog had to be put down today. She's been with the family for 14 years. She was a sweetie. I don't even know what I will do when I go visit and she's not there.

From a guy who produced some of the shittiest pop songs of all time.

To simply pass, or rise from the grave.

Some people will say “video games are a waste of time” after they’ve just been watching videos on TikTok for 3 hours.

It hurts my heart when I hear someone pronounce it “nitch” 🥺

Damn, son.

Hype: The Time Quest needs a remake.

2024 Trump: I’m gonna be a dictator!
2024 MAGA: YEAH! We WANT you to be a dictator!

2026 MAGA: HOLY SHIT! WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME WHAT DICTATOR MEANT!?

Enter Shikari ghost dropped an album!

This is still the greatest game intro of all time.

The Happening, but it's only affecting Maga and instead of nature it's just them become aware of the terrible people they are.

astronauts: *lost contact with earth for 40 minutes*
me: jealous

Josie and the Pussycats was released on this day 25 years ago 🥁

Pls, I need.

Ladies and Gentlemen, let the preacher preach.

I need to learn this properly.

This is my entire writing career.

I need a day wandering around a city, or forest, or anywhere really, with my camera.

Mostly because I am not 6 people and a dog.

This.

Damn, son. Beautiful.

I'm so okay with that.

Holy shit man.

Please tell me your favorite Stardew Valley mods.

I accept your apology.

Take their homes. Burn their bodies for energy.

You will be visited by three spirits