Doooo it. (However, smoked meat on a bagel is heresy.)

Honestly this would have been amazing. Especially with some sort of user-accessible RAM slots in that tower. Just imagine…

Oh my god. The plot of The 7th Guest is just Spooky Willy Wonka.

… "replaces"?

Coax in wall goes… nowhere? Previous owners what the hell did you do

If this is a five-strip-long dad joke, I am going to _burn_ something.

Turns out parliamentary supremacy has its benefits.

Look, I try not to swear at these, but…

Danielle Smith calls it a "garbage disposal".

Look I don't know if anybody is still playing Wordle, but:

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Look, Passover is _complicated_. We can't even agree if _corn_, a food entirely unknown to the Middle East during the biblical era, is parve.

Strictly speaking, POSIX _requires_ some API (specifically setenv(3) and unsetenv(3)) to leak memory, because it is impossible to implement that API correctly otherwise.

That works too. Happy birthday, kiddo! Vaccines save lives!

The provincial health ministry approved early MMR shots here when the current measles outbreak started picking up steam, and we got our baby jabbed as soon as humanly possible.

Check if your local health ministry/department has done something similar!

Or has a description of all its cosmic superpowers and then you go look and there's zero lines of code beyond a checkout script.

Never tell your enemy what you *aren't* planning.

Split the difference, I guess?

Bold choice, grocery store, playing "Tears" by Sabrina Carter.

The real phi is the friends we made along the way.

False! Humans evolved naturally. Everything we do is part of nature, borne of biological processes and chemical reactions. Our ability to compute phi is a natural phenomenon!

(They're spayed.)

I own two actual tribbles from actual Star Trek.

Phil, my parasocial friend: _why_

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They're a traditional Purim cookie among Ashkenazi. They're not associated with Bar Mitzvot or the more widely-known holidays like Hanukkah, so it's not entirely surprising if you've never seen them.

Purim's fun though!

Also the trace amounts of opium!

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I see no downsides!

The French _semaine_ ("week") is just a sloppy pronunciation of _sept matins_ ("seven mornings", from Latin _septimana_) and this vexes me.