I don't know maybe it's useful, I definitely don't know that much about the topic. I'm pretty sure the headline isn't accurately describing the accomplishment, which I'm sure is the first time that's ever happened
this is obviously a waste of everyone's time, but as a side note the robot does appear to be walking. that's genuinely not as impressive as accomplishment
Anyone who can afford it wants their kid in college and anyone who can't sure as shit can't afford to raise their grandkid. This isn't less true now than it was 30 years ago and you'll never "the white race is dying" your way out of that simple math
My Allbirds shoes telling me to kill myself
Dammit it’s already happening
incredible that @jmritchey.bsky.social hasn't weighed in
Los Angeles Times Parachutist Dies in Fall at Yosemite's El Capitan L.A. Times Archives Oct. 23, 1999 12 AM PT FROM ASSOCIATED PRESS YOSEMITE NATIONAL PARK — A parachutist plunged to her death off Yosemite's most forbidding peak Friday during a protest of park rules banning such jumps.
they’re calling it “the least successful protest of all time”
in persian culture, telling someone "we're going to kill you all" is considered deeply offensive
2017: the news is looking rather grim, but your ninja creami deluxe is only three stops away
2027: the news is looking rather grim, but you spotted a plump rat for the first time in days
Fellas, if your girl - has a black mask around her eyes - is always on the fence - stores her food for later that's NOT your girl that is a Loggerhead Shrike!!!!
my husband just sent me this
i don't exactly think this is legal advice but if you are going to try to get yourself out of a contract by having your counterparty sign a release at gunpoint it undermines the assumption of an arms-length, non-coercive negotiation if you also steal the counterparty's jewelry
oh I hope I don't get disappeared! after all, I'm a biotech researcher. would be a shame if someone thought I was cool and important and should be disappeared!!
MUPPET TRENT REZNOR: what have I become / my swedish friend?
SWEDISH CHEF: ervie wurr ye durr gurrs awerre en de ern
this is bullshit. actually a local kid has to win a bmx race
i think at some point during the mission trump is going to realize artemis II is another apollo 10 and get mad they're not touching down and if we're lucky no one will stop him from tweeting about how the astronauts are losers
listen "almost surely" doesn't mean there's no way for it to last more than a month, just that those ways taken together have a probability measure of zero
I’ve watched this four times and will not be stopping anytime soon
consistent with them not wearing masks
This one and the Paz Richard’s one really killed me
hahahahahaha
she XP on my compute stick until I blew screen
I feel like the writers learned the info for this joke from bar rescue, which is where I learned it
the government is so fucking stupid now any old dumbass can beat them
oh God I want to like so much more than once
i really adore darkweb’s roundups of the goo crew streams, which i think are very good at showcasing what we do in a way that people unfamiliar with us would find funny. however if you are one of those people go ahead and skip luke’s part at the start youtu.be/UOjKXd2Y17Y
One of them is going to reinvent cajun dirty rice from first principles and the resulting discourse will strike me dead on the spot
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kash must remain in this position for trump’s entire term. it’s vital to our nation’s interests
fellas be preparing slides for the Wife's Nightly Briefing on situations currently being monitored
Next president will have to rebuild the federal government while fighting a cadre of insane billionaires the whole way. The more bleak things get the more absurd it seems to consider electing some common weasel who wants to be president because he wants to be president
