Thought I was buying a doormat from temu (yes, I know) and it's basically an oversized computer mouse mat printed to look like coir 🤦🏼

So frigging relieved!

And yes, I forgot this place existed again...

Sorry to hear that. Glad you're still alive!!! I'm finally out of temporary accommodation 🥳

I keep forgetting this place exists! How are you doing?

A mostly white cat with black splodges on her face and chin cuddles a small stuffed toy with her front paws

Anyway, here's a cute pic of a cat my daughter is visiting today...

entirely unimprovable execution by the @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social social team

Oh hi!!

Haha, it'll have to!

Departments don't communicate, emails get ignored, people pass on responsibilities...

I moved a month ago. They gave me 10 days notice, so had to throw most of my shit into ikea bags instead of packing normally. They have only just turned up to finish things that should have been done before I moved in, but not *all* the things that need fixing, noooo. That's far too difficult.

I could, however, give you an hour-long rant about the ineptitude of my local council's housing department

Hey to the couple of people who read my Bleets! I keep forgetting to pop in and post here, then I remember but don't have anything interesting to say...🤷🏼

It was so good!

I’m watching a lot of petty, mean-spirited haters dunking on Kid Rock on every platform and seriously you all rock.

I am a serious, thoughtful person, with a profound interest in the geopolitical…ooh Brooklyn Beckham’s kicked off.

"i saw a bad post on x" ok well i saw a turd in the toilet but i'm not making you look at a screenshot of it

My MP doesn't hold back...👌🏻

Help- are you supposed to tip the removal people when you move house?! And if so, how much? (When I moved in here, I rolled them a joint as a tip...😬🤣)

Carol Burnett was an absolute joy in Palm Royale. Literal legend.

Even if they have to be a bit negative, they do it in such a lovely, encouraging way!

Both presenters look like they've come straight from their day jobs as estate agents #totp

Had to bribe my 19yr old with a Nandos to get her to go for a checkup at the dentist. One of the last times she went was to have teeth removed for braces, and it basically traumatised her. She has agreed to go as long as she can get a starter and pudding as well 🤣

Yesterday (birthday) daughter gave me the Ugg slippers I wanted, then after I'd had them on for about 20 minutes she accidentally spilt a bit of tikka masala sauce on them. So I DID have nice new Uggs for a second...😭

Just had an email to tell me a car I haven't owned for 6 years is due an MOT. But guess when the mot is due?

26/11/2020....

W the actual F

Daughter wants rabbits. Showing her this...

Son gets to spend xmas in Edinburgh this year! The cast and crew who can't make it home (performances xmas eve and boxing day) are going to a nice hotel for dinner, so I'm glad he's not spending it alone in his digs!

a woman is talking on a telephone and the word bye is on the screen ALT: a woman is talking on a telephone and the word bye is on the screen

Only 3 episodes of Neighbours left. Ever! Nobody has swooped in to save it this time

If only there were a cautionary tale about being too eager to accept the apparent time-saving capabilities of new technology.

Easter egg in Man On The Inside