A NASA broadcast with a recovery commander speaking and a crowd behind him including a man in a Turnstile shirt

The guy in the background in a Turnstile shirt, oh my god

Every day feels like such a bummer lately, and then a massive crowd shows up to your bar to watch something this awe inspiring all together. Had no idea how badly I needed this.

Sitting here on a Thursday night in 2026 *desperately* trying to convince my wife that this one Real Housewife of Rhode Island owns a serval

Would you believe me if I told you they now sell it at the Associated on Avenue C for 13 whole American dollars?!

But that price on Rao's?!? This is like something out of a horrible stress dream

If this works, I am doing this all summer long

Oh wow, how many colors are you hearing right now?

My Brick Mailbox is actually his son’s name (it’s Gaelic)

Great, now I’m hungry

Or me, after 3.5 Sierra Nevadas in Tahoe just trying to get back to my hotel room from the parking lot literally one week ago

It literally always works

Oi lmaou innit m8

Daylight Savings? Unless it’s high yield, I’ve always been more of a Daylight Checking guy

And I would put money on it that they were texting or at least had their phone in their hand!

This seems like common sense! And yet

As if we could forget!

L—and I deeply mean this—MFAO, I might add

More like Woke-o, amirite? Put on some pants, buddy!

Still coming down so hard!

A snowman in a park in front of a lit Christmas tree

A woman standing in a snowy park

Snowmen in a snowy park

Tompkins Square Park is something truly special right now

A man wearing sunglasses with a frozen beard

It is -14 degrees in Finland today, fam. Fahrenheit!

And it ended up being a party balloon!!

Just call it DCA!

IOU beers!

Hbd buddy!!!

A chalkboard menu listing prix fixe options, including blini, venison, and sunchoke as starters; pike or dear as mains; and cranberry or parsnip dessert

I couldn’t possibly be more in Finland right now

I mean, you nailed it

I thought this was another Fingers hard hitting, boots on the ground exclusive, but then I saw the quotation marks ☹️

And then U.A.E. it