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Posts by Straight Outta Yankton

This is peak.

Depression or Luxury. Eater's choice.

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Ok, but, as a dude, lack of invite aside, I am not posing with Trumpstein.

Why would ANY woman?!?!?!

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Are the women back there somewhere? Yes, I think I see them.

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a man with dreadlocks is wearing sunglasses and making a face ALT: a man with dreadlocks is wearing sunglasses and making a face

Like Lil' Jon used to say:

"Ahhh Ska ska ska ska ska. Get low."

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I think every person should live one week with L'hermitte's sign.

This would make us all more empathetic, if you spent a week with lighting in a bottle shoved up your ass. Just my operating theory, but I do think living with a hint of disability is perspective a lot of Americans need.

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Shitposts are for drowning out that one butthole post.

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This is when hulk Hogan takes over WWF or something?

Or when WWF takes over the Department of Education?

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"My only regrets are every meal I ever had prior to this one."

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What is the crime? Reading a succulent novel?

I see you know your judo well.

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That is well within my imaginative capabilities.

Hell, mine is operated by Mike Tyson singing the Monster Mash.

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This is certainly some sort of vitamin deficiency. Like, pernicious anemia, but...more dire.

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*dignity notwithstanding

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Him being a catholic was an indictment of the entire diocese.

I mean, it remains a shit organization, but it just got a little better.

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If Jesus had only said "may he who is without corn, dog the first stick.", I am sure we'd have world peace. Instead, he inly said something like,

"I'm made of bread. Bite me."

I dunno: I wasn't there.

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They cover wrestling now? Can I get the moneyline?

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And when you wake up dead, that's Trump.

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I cannot believe there are #MS patients just straight raw-dogging it. To me, this is is just as wild as driving drunk or just categorically not wearing seat belts or helmets under any circumstance. Playing daily Russian Roulette.

Please get some treatment, people.

www.reddit.com/r/MultipleSc...

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Whats up with PROPAG*ANDA*?

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Ok. I am numb all over. What now?

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It's like your neighbor being so guilty that they hang you too.

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I missed this whole story.

And for that, I am was briefly a lessor person.

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Luigi made that.

It's actually what he and I were doing when that one guy got shot.

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Trump stormed alone into Iran and bravely surrendered.

His blundering miscalculation, misfires, and capitulations are breathtaking in their absurdity. I cannot believe how many lives hang in the balance of his tiny, shaky, pervy hands.

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I was born with two hands and have no excuse for zero MLB no-no's.

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This dude has read too much @stephenking.bsky.social / Bachman and wants to make all the tales real. The Stand, The Dark Tower, and The Long Walk are all obviously on the table with this admin.

The horrors spewing from that corner of Maine are unending. Walk-ins? Need some goddamn walkouts.

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