@anatomyorg.bsky.social could have held their meeting in the NM city with not one, but two associated show tunes, but instead they picked the one with an 11-minute Weird Al song named after it so they only have themselves to blame for the ridiculous things I'm going to post this weekend.
On a flight to Albuquerque this morning so you'd best believe I'll have my tray table up and my seat back in the full upright position.
When you have the best of both worlds...
#MemeMonday
It's just showing you that it has flexible space for guests!
This must be a thing because mine used to make this noise and I was terrified she had whooping cough and she was just like "no, I like the sound".
I've been using the same clock radio/CD player alarm since 2004 and as a bonus it's the same one that Cameron Diaz's character has in The Holiday.
The last choreographer I worked with would always tell me how beautiful my voice was.
Need help finding the pterion? Look no further! #MemeMonday
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
It was horrible! My kid flops around so much in her sleep that I'd be worried about a kid accidentally getting stabbed for this stupid prank.
Massachusetts does this and I'm so glad Colorado does too! If you look at the extra tax amount it works out to $40 extra per month. I make less than half of the threshold amount and I wouldn't even notice that.
Glenn Close and Christopher Walken, Sarah and Jacob in the Hallmark Hall of Fame TV Movie of "Sarah, Plain and Tall."
This is so Ramona Quimby coded.
Would Wishbone be Nick or Gatsby?
AI is like that time I woke up and found a U2 album I didn't ask for on my iPod.
I don't want it. I didn't ask for it. Leave me alone.
Braved a torrential downpour to get to the office and Canvas is down. 😩😩😩
Vance said he planned to warn his children—“especially my boys”—to be cautious about what they share in group chats or online, advising them to assume “some scumbag is going to leak it in an effort to try to cause you harm or cause your family harm.”
It's telling that Vance's first instinct following the Politico leak was to tell his sons to be wary of what they write in group chats--to assume “some scumbag is going to leak it in an effort to try to cause you harm.”
His message here is basically--be racist; just don't get caught.
3yos do *not* need to be exposed to the idea that "waking up bright and early" is normal and good. Sleep past 7am for the love of God, toddlers!!
This podcast has made my kid so brainy. She had a Greek Mythology 7th birthday party and made up games about different myths, and she retold the 11th Labor of Heracles in her 1st grade talent show. Can't wait for the new season!
Bowl of plums in a refrigerator.
Bought a bunch of plums. Put them in the fridge for tomorrow. Pretty excited about this foolproof plum storage plan.
Imagine being a second grader in the car behind this truck. Best day ever.
I like the show but on my whatevereth rewatch it really hit me that the girls themselves are insufferable.
I had to explain that librarians used to stamp due dates in books after watching The Music Man with my 7yo and I would 100% rather explain lesbians.
Guess I'll get 30-45 seconds of my life back every day now that the NYT mini requires a subscription. So help me if they take my sudoku.
You have to subscribe to play the NYT mini crossword now, capitalism is destroying all of our fun.
The worst thing that ever happened to my family while visiting DC was my then-5yo learning while on the Metro that she gets motion-sick when she reads on the Metro.
Photo of Tom Lehrer
My last living musical hero is still my hero but unfortunately no longer living. RIP to the great, great Mr. Tom Lehrer.
Fun fact: Facebook memories reminded me that Word Crimes was released 11 years ago today!
