Oh no, I’m so sorry 💔

To be fair, people with uteruses also deserve Purple Hearts for enduring IUD placement without anesthesia.

Christina Koch’s facial profile backlit by Earth in the background, through the spacecraft window

So, to sum up, a couple of days ago Christina Koch became the first woman to see Earth in its entirety, and today – right now, in fact – she is the first woman to see the Moon up close, and the first woman to see the far side. 🥹

Late to this, but Daryl Hannah should sue Love Story for character assassination, my god.

Star Trek The Search for Spock scene. Our Lord Spock is pictured in a white robe. He stands surrounded by his shipmates who are all older here than they were in the TV show. Sulu is smiling and touching Spock's chest for some reason. Uhura, Chekov, Scotty, and Bones stand close and all seem thrilled to see him, but are otherwise practicing self control and not feeling his chest. Despite being surrounded by friends, Spock is staring only at Kirk, for obvious reasons.

He is risen

Kudos to the Waffle House product placement team for a big swing!

Oh my god, @netflix.com , why must I manually select subtitles for every freaking episode of a show that I watch? Why can't I just set them to be on by default?

Long day at work but it is finally TIME

Winston Churchill would’ve eaten Trump for breakfast

The New Yorker and its fucking umlaut (shakes fist)

catching up on the men's free skate last night like

Hey @discord.com it would be great if you could put out a policy on what you consider age-restricted content so mods can try to salvage the life-saving online communities for marginalized groups that your new rule is going to compromise.

My downstairs neighbor has their heat up so high that my a/c kicked on.

It’s below freezing outside.

Dead silence would also work

Mom’s family: A prison ship
Dad’s family: Genocide

Yes, I majored in Dead (Mostly) White (Mostly) Men With Pens

Oh gosh, five classes I took in college. I don’t remember them all but these were some of my faves:
- Literary Modernism
- The Harlem Renaissance
- Introduction to Old English
- The Early Middle Ages in Europe (easily one of the most interesting classes I ever took)
- 19th Century American Lit

Microsodft dropping -10% because they said 45% of their future cloud business will be from OpenAI and the market assumed they’ll never get the money is a watershed moment for the AI bubble.

I need Jacob Tierney to do Fire Season next, with a quickness

What America will read this weekend while in line at the grocery checkout:

@peoplemag.bsky.social #ICE
people.com/ice-detains-...

oh my fucking god this is real
what

Car got towed at college. Couldn't reach anyone to pick me up. A girl overheard me and not only offered to drive me across town to pick my car up, she took me to find an ATM (pre Google maps) then stayed to make sure I got my car. Took two hours out of her day, and she wouldn't even take gas money.

Wonder Woman defends herself from a Nazi as portrayed by Lynda Carter.

Some people were confused by my ICE post. This should clear it up.

…shouldn’t the first amendment already be doing that

Has anyone ever bought anything from the J. Peterman catalog, or does it mostly just exist to perpetuate a kind of louche, luxurious Americana?

maybe heading towards some of those weeks where decades happen

PRESS HOME > TV > TV FEATURES Down to Puck: Why Women Are Going Wild for 'Heated Rivalry® The Canadian series with explicit male-on-male sex scenes has tapped into a long-overlooked corner of the audience - and caught Hollywood by surprise hollywoodreporter.com

Why Would Women Like Naked Gorgeous Men Talking About Their Emotions. Why Would Women Like Beautiful Sexy Men Yearning Sexily. Why Would Women Like Sculpted Butts And True Love. The Female Mind Is An Enigma.

is there some way I can quickly unlearn all of history so as to feel better about recent events

Hey kids, just a reminder that Ilya Rozanov is just as bisexual with Shane as he is with Svetlana! Thank you!

(Yes, I know the world is terrible and I hate what is happening in Venezuela, but I'm also sick and have about 3 functioning brain cells and they are going toward hockey smut today.)

it is incredible that the entire high level legal apparatus of the United States is "anything that helps people is impossible, anything that kills people is permitted"