Cuando eres niño, quieres ser adolescente.
Cuando eres adolescente, quieres ser adulto.
Cuando eres adulto, quieres ser gato.

Simpsons bit where a lifeguard says "Excuse me, Americans!" Homer ask, "How did you know?" It's revealed that Homer is wearing a shirt with Uncle Sam taking a bit out of the world with the words "Try and Stop Us"

How it feels being on this app today

🔴 01/04/26 🔴

Screenshot of all the new albums I’m listening to today: Robyn, Raye, Slayyter, and Fcukers

Sorry. Can’t. Too busy being a capital F A G

This 🚬 will not join the 🇺🇸 or 🇩🇪 army. Tf?

Me after my rugby match on Saturday.

It needed this music and I'm not sorry.

Why does it sound like the beginning of a gay porn?

Texas is not sending its best to DC.

screen grab from Pluribus with subtitles that say “man, i love trains”

when i eat too much tylenol

Greg Abbott v @GregAbbott TX Join me for a moment of silence for NYC. Thoughts & prayers.

Allahu Akbar

Bismillah-ir-Rahman-ir-Raheem

Thank you for Mamdani and the great American New York City. Keep the people safe as they celebrate. Protect Zohran and his family and give them wisdom.

*meditates*

Ameen.

(Did I do it right, Greg?)

In Fort Worth, Democrat trade unionist Taylor Rehmet is ahead in the race for Texas Senate District 9 over his two Republican opponents, former Southlake mayor John Huffman and the chief comms officer of Patriot Mobile, a Christian right wing cellphone company, Leigh Wambsganss

😠

Dear British, Canadian & American friends,

You live in colonial cultures. You have authoritarian politics & media. Ireland is post-colonial & anti-authoritarian. Visit Ireland to see.

These are v diff things. For instance the media influences ppl in authoritarian countries, it does not in Ireland.

RE rugby

I’ll be fine. It’s not my first my injury and it probably won’t be my last. 😂

I want to say something home of phobic. 🙅🏻‍♂️🚬

*in the US and Germany. 🙌🏼 #AMDG

A cat is seen riding a bus. They are standing up and have their front paws on the back of the front seat.

this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free

Today, the White House Press Secretary told the country that this ridiculous damn ballroom is “the president’s main priority”…not reopening the government, not lowering the cost of groceries, not lowering the cost of housing, not lowering the cost of healthcare….building a ballroom

No fascist no ice sign with a luchador drop kicking an ICE agent.

We got the Lucha contingency out here

I guess that means I’m not welcome. 🥹

Why is he so obsessed with the autistic girlies? Leave us alone to hyper fixate on our current hyper fixation.

Also the European autistic girlies would like a word.

I’m not a doctor/medical professional, nor is RFK jr, but I’m 98% sure that my ‘tism is from my father, an engineer who’d hand write algorithms for fun, had a collection of hundreds of 🧢 , and never met a train he didn’t love and could differentiate American muscle cars from the roar of its engine.

Texas ain’t going blue. But Talarico should keep talking and hopefully the DNC listens to some of what he’s saying.

Reasons For Fort Worth To Keep DEI - #3 Over the next 20 days, I’m going to post 20 different perspectives on why the City of Fort Worth should maintain their Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion programs.

Over the next 20 days, I’m going to post 20 reasons / perspectives on why Fort Worth should keep their Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion programs. The City Council will be voting on 8/5 to suspend them. They shouldn’t.

Reason 3 is From a Historical & Cultural Perspective

Click here ⬇️ to read

a group of cheerleaders are standing in front of a mascot wearing a blue and white jersey ALT: a group of cheerleaders are standing in front of a mascot wearing a blue and white jersey

me watching the dallas cowboys cheerleaders unionizing