He you made it 107 more days this year! Things are looking... up? 🥴👍

And that's... ok.

All while keeping his Russian fuck boi a (not-so-)secret.

Oh... so we're just ignoring the sausage patties now? They're not good enough for you to even mention their name alongside their historically breakfast brethren?? This discourtesy will not stand, I say!

If they spot that foreign object in his back pocket he’s gonna find himself in treble with the ump!

Princess got me wantin' to put my Tauntaun in Alderaan places!

I miss This Week In Baseball. 😢

You had me at “win 107 games”.

Yep, I went searching and couldn’t find anything from the 90s team. 😭

Was coming to say… this eleventy-billion-dollar idea has one crucial flaw in it, unfortunately. 💔

Jeez. As if I'm not old enough... you're making the 90's look like the 70's?? 😅 Was expecting Larkin vs Eckersley not Morgan vs Burton ('75). Lol. #GIFfingainteasy

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Or... bombed the four apartment buildings killing 300 people and then demanding to know who triggered the detonators. *wink wink*

He's got that old man spittle ramping up. #pleasediesoon

Did you read even the headline? "Phase 1 of offseason program".

Lies... or a dumbass that doesn't know AI-generated images are created based off THE WORDS YOU GIVE IT. And as much AI slop there is out there, not one has ever made a "doctor" look like "Jesus". Ever.

Congresswoman... the only way I'm fucking Dr. Jesus' ass is with a truckload of fresh pine cones. And even then, I'm using the BIGGEST slingshot I can find. Like one of those T-shirt launching ones. Y'know what? Fuck it. Bring out the ballista!

I started a family late, so I was also late to the crock pot game. But hoo boy! You're speakin' facts with that one! Knocking out a whole pork shoulder while I'm working/playing throughout the day... and we end up with the base for 8-10 meals for 3 people. And that ain't no crock! Lol.

Noted. They mentioned only Colbert so I thought I'd help them speed up their goals. Lol.

If you have 4, cook for 8. Because you're eating that twice this week!

Boom. I just cut your workload in (almost) half.

Save your sanity.

*BONUS: many dinners are better the next day or two because all the flavors get a chance to meld. Enjoy! 😋

Caldwell 48, also known as NGC 2775, is a spiral galaxy. This image of Caldwell 48 combines visible, infrared, and ultraviolet observations taken by Hubble’s Wide Field Camera 3 in 2019. It features the galaxy’s large, yellowish, central bulge filled with old stars, encircled by tightly wound spiral arms decorated by dark dust and clusters of young, blue stars. Astronomers used Hubble to study young stars in the galaxy’s spiral arms to better understand star formation there. Caldwell 48 has an apparent magnitude of 11 and is located 67 million light-years away in the constellation Cancer. It was discovered by astronomer William Herschel in 1783 and is visible in clear, dark skies using a small telescope. Resolving its spiral arms, however, is incredibly difficult even with a large telescope. The best time of year to observe it is late winter in the Northern Hemisphere or late summer in the Southern Hemisphere.

Caldwell 45, or NGC 5248, is a spiral galaxy located in the constellation Boötes and is notable for the ring structure around its nucleus. These nuclear rings are characterized by “hot spots” of starburst activity where stars form at a much higher rate than usual. At a distance of 59 million light-years, the starburst regions in Caldwell 45 are actually some of the nearest to Earth and are less visually obstructed than many others. aldwell 45 was discovered by astronomer William Herschel in 1784. The galaxy has an apparent magnitude of 10 and can be spotted using a small telescope, though it won’t appear very bright. A larger telescope is needed to make out the galaxy’s spiral arms. The best time of year to observe Caldwell 45 is during the Northern Hemisphere’s late spring/early summer and the Southern Hemisphere’s late autumn/early winter. This stunning Hubble image of Caldwell 45 is a composite of observations made by the Wide Field Camera 3 and the Wide Field and Planetary Camera 2 in visible, infrared, and ultraviolet light. It captures the glowing red clouds where new stars are forming, scattered along the galaxy’s winding arms. These observations of Caldwell 45 were made to help astronomers learn more about gas in the galaxy’s starburst regions, as well as to better understand the structure of its nuclear rings.

The majestic spiral galaxy Caldwell 30, also cataloged as NGC 7331, is often touted as an analog to our own Milky Way, as its size, shape, and mass are similar to our galaxy’s. Caldwell 30’s starry disk is inclined to our line of sight, so long telescopic exposures often result in images that evoke a strong sense of depth. In this Hubble close-up, taken in visible and ultraviolet light using the Wide Field Camera 3, the galaxy’s magnificent spiral arms feature dark, obscuring dust lanes, bright bluish clusters of massive young stars, and the telltale reddish glow of active star-forming regions. The bright, yellowish central regions harbor populations of older, cooler stars. As in the Milky Way, a supermassive black hole lies at the core of this near-twin galaxy. Hubble took this image of Caldwell 30 while studying a supernova explosion, which is the fiery death of a massive star. This supernova, called SN 2014C, experienced an unusual and dramatic transformation that involved a significant upsurge in hydrogen content. Hubble’s observations provided a chance to gain insight into the final stages of massive stars. Caldwell 30 is located about 45 million light-years away at the northern boundary of the constellation Pegasus. Caldwell 30 was discovered in 1784 by famed astronomer William Herschel, who also discovered the planet Uranus as well as many other Caldwell objects. Late autumn skies will provide the best view from the Northern Hemisphere (or spring skies in the Southern Hemisphere). However, with a magnitude of 9.5, Caldwell 30 will require a telescope or large binoculars to see it for yourself. In light-polluted skies, only the central core of the galaxy is visible. Under dark skies, a large telescope will also reveal the galaxy’s sweeping spiral arms.

While I was there, Caldwell 48: science.nasa.gov/wp-content/u...

Caldwell 45: science.nasa.gov/wp-content/u...

...and Caldwell 30 were standouts for me: science.nasa.gov/wp-content/u...

Caldwell 29, also known as NGC 5005, is a spiral galaxy that likely harbors a supermassive black hole at its heart. This version of the image is visually a white, gaseous disc sitting at about a 45-degree angle that is more concentrated white as it approaches it's center. It has two major spiraling arms of the galaxy's mostly-blue, occasional orange stars and other matter in darker grays spiraling outward. Caldwell 29 was discovered by the British astronomer William Herschel in 1785. It can be spotted with a small telescope in the constellation Canes Venatici. Although small and faint, with an apparent magnitude of 9.8, the galaxy has a compact core that makes it easier to spot than larger, brighter galaxies whose light is more spread out. It is located near another spiral galaxy, NGC 5033, and the two can be observed together with a wide field of view. Caldwell 29 is located roughly 75 million light-years from Earth. It can be observed during the Northern Hemisphere’s spring and from northern latitudes of the Southern Hemisphere during the autumn. This image of Caldwell 29 is a composite of visible and infrared observations by Hubble’s Advanced Camera for Surveys.

Except unfortunately someone disagrees with you on this image. So unnecessary, already incredible: science.nasa.gov/wp-content/u...

It's already free. Over the air AND streaming. Lol.

Will??... then???

DID! And NOW!!

Do something!

If you showed me a picture of that dude and told me he had something called 'Animal Penis Derangement Syndrome'... I would 100% believe you with zero hesitation even though I have no idea what that is.

Indeed. But even his solo career, which was non-stop bangers for most of the 80s, was 13 years before Oasis' first album.

Was coming to say… got real excited when I thought there was an assassination during a resignation! 🤞🏼🫨🤞🏼

From 3 different states. 🙃

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I'd never seen it before!! By the 2nd watch... tears literally streaming. 🥹 Wow!