This is the kind of commitment and fury I envy (I am sadly personally incapable of holding a grudge)

I'm crying over here. my heart!

I think I look like I've had a growth spurt over the summer holidays but my mum didn't have time to buy me new clothes so I'm in my old too-short ones. Just altogether too tall for everything being cropped, and too millennial for low waisted

It decapitates us all

This morning I opened the blinds and looked out into our beautiful communal garden to see a magpie eating the remains of a decapitated pigeon