Watching hockey @jonbois.bsky.social

I finished painting this fencer lady:

getting executed by The Party for enthusiastically making up NewSpeak words that completely defeat the purpose like "doubleplus unbad" or "singlethink"

marvel characters with their iconic catchphrases

we'll outlive you, cunt

shut the fuck up you weird obsessive shitheel

Mark, this is GOOD NEWS

I couldn't help myself

Raiden

The First WORLD FENCING LEAGUE is happening April 25th!!! I'M GEEKING!!!

Japanese engineers developed this "Sword Tip Visualisation" tracking technology specifically for this event that will make it so much easier for the average person to see what's going on!

I MUST WATCH THIS ENTIRE TOURNAMENT

🩸The Reaper🩸
#GGST #TESTACULT

[ #witchhatatelier #art ] quifrey :^)

dr. orpheus i drew last year

Every year all year

a stylized 3d illustration of an alien with a suitcase walking out of my head, which has a desk and computer inside.

clocking out

1950s guy who just had six martinis for lunch, getting back into his cadillac: i wonder what my bitch wife is making for dinner

housewife, completely zoomed out on lithium: [encasing a whole ham in jell-o]

創作

Ideal relationship dynamic

The only reason they said yes to making a Bloodborne movie is because movies also don't exceed 24 fps

I feel like Diddy Kong under the effects of the disease

The Cryin' Louis (pron. looee)
1 jar french onion dip
1 jar water
shake gently, pour over ice, garnish with onion wedge

The background just kinda happened

Got a goated piece for y'all, Classy Sybil!

unusual getup

Fist me

Boys don't look at her and say "bro, what a smoking hot babe!" anymore. Boys look at her and say "tbh she's goals".

the more inequality grows, the more every ultrabillionaire on the planet should be fearing for their safety at all times