ready up and get ur fucking estrogen prescription bro

Chat, do you think you could successfully defuse a bomb? (Time sensitive question btw)

i bet their girlsmell is crazy #t4t

“i thought their lil pouches was ass”

is there an rp community on here yet

dying alone

*mouth

they should make a lightbulb that doesn’t get stuck in your ass

she got you this

Witch and cloak

i need boobs and a fat ass asap rocky

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daily walks into the winter

for context my roommates and i were talking abt leather pants

“thats more feasible than an orchi”

ugh. ill never be a vamp. i cant even suck good. my W’s arent even V’s. i have got to be transylvaniamaxxing. “i wa— *ahem* i VANT to… nevermind. do you think my coffin is too small? should i take the tombpill?

sometimes i just be followin

puppygirl gangster from brooklyn who addresses her master with “‘ey ma”

daisy!

It's an insult to my intelligence when an actor appears in multiple movies. You were just an elf and now I'm supposed to believe you're an accountant? I will not be played for a fool

is beef jerky the beef version of hardtack

hello police? my son loves the imagine drgaons

Vivian from Paper Mario 2 needs her own game

I HAVE A BASS I HAVE A BASS I HAVE A BASS I HAVE A BASS I HAVE A BASS I HAVE A BASS I HAVE A BASS I HAVE A BASS I HAVE A BASS I HAVE A BASS I HAVE A BASS I HAVE A BASS I HAVE A BASS I HAVE A BASS I HAVE A BASS I HAVE A BASS I HAVE A BASS

I, A BASSIST, OWN A BASS FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2010

I’m worried that kids today are growing up without a video game series that teaches them 13 or 15 similar sounding skate punk songs