I might might not, but im not sure until I remind you of double chocolate chip.

Oops, must have opened a dictionary 😅

Chicken soup is something 7th years get wth lol. love hearing what resellers get around Christmas. sometimes Its a good deal !

I did not post much, I did not! Oh, hi Marge.

Trying to see if I should give bsky another chance. Chances are not looking good, Boss.

Gah! Guess who stayed up all night to start cleaning early only to fall asleep clutching an e-drink!

Apologies Mi’Lord. Mine brain must have tooted the thought.

Comic idea where Batman works a taco truck in costume. Occasionally throws condiments out the side door to stop crimes. Same dry humor, but his face keeps a smirk.

Yeah, but I really just needed to get Doug of my Dimma-dome.

Batman with the sauce.

lilith putting tiny hot sauce on breakfast wrap at the park

I WAS WAS EATING A BREAKFAST WRAP AT THE PARK AND I MUSED THAT IT WASNT SPICY ENOUGH AND LEMI TELL U THE AMOUNT I POGGED WHEN I REMEMBERED I HAD A TINY TABASCO ON MY UTILITY BELT FUCK THE HATERS NEVER KILL URSELF

Hope the blubber nuggets match the meal, Boss.

I live in your pocket and psychologically torture you like a tamagotchi

elite casual fit

Wide eyed; I crush the cupcake in one hand. In a monotone and drawn out voice, I say "Mouth". Immediately, my fist makes a b-line to the back of my throat....

Wait, whom should I be threatening?

A fit dripped in mana.

Dinora Aleman Amaya, 30,
was crossing Great Seneca Hwy/MD 119 at Kentlands Blvd,
from the Kentlands towards [the bus stop],
on Mon 10/7/24 ~9:18 pm,
when she was hit & killed by
the driver of a 2019 Honda Civic
going south [in the left turn lane].
She was the 41st person killed on a road in 2024.

A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #2,256,983, G w i n ‪@lullahan.bsky.social‬, joined on Nov 30, 2023"

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #2,256,983!

Being a trans author is fucking weird right now. Hell is actively unfolding all around us but I still need to be like, "hey, everyone, wanna buy my silly little queer book? It won't make anything better, but it's kinda fun?"

So....hey, everyone, wanna buy my silly little queer book?

On that note:

Trans authors (I mean authors who are trans, NOT cis people who write about trans people), drop your book links here and I'll try to repost as many as I can throughout the day.

Cis people: Repost trans authors' book links.

Cis people who want to complain about being excluded: gtfo

Spotify screen cap. Claiming *NSYNC's Bye Bye Bye is from Deadpool and Wolverine.

Love deadpool, but this is mogman activity 👿

A BLALCK TSHIRT THAT SAYS "MY SOCK GOT WHET"

NEW SIRT AT dashare.zone - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

Thank you for bringing this to my attention! Can't wait to wallow in despair of its cancelation!

I'm sorry, dril had a hwhat?

I’m inventing new sleeping positions that give you bone problems they don’t have names for

My little brother (5 years younger, just turned 22) continues to make fun of me for wearing sunblock every day but our little cousins yesterday didn’t believe him when he said he was younger than me. Check mate atheists

Zelda building a table from Ikea with a memory of Link crying and tied up. there is a text bubble saying "I'm coming babygirl"

the echoes of wisdom memes are so good