Like there ain’t no way, I’ve witnessed him try and fail to sign into his Paramount+ account and I don’t think he even said hi to me he just started swearing

we’re so fucking back

if i lived literally one building further down the road, i would have power rn!! also restoration time went from noon to 6pm haha i’m having a great time!

whoever said disney was the happiest place on earth has clearly never been to dartmouth crossing walmart on a saturday afternoon

a paper sign taped to a drive-thru speaker that says: sensor is broken ☹️ just say: “it’s burger time” we’ll be happy to take your order

it’s burger time

not to flex again but i just finished my 65th book of the year today

every once in a while i think about the fact that i literally saw pierce the veil live this year and it makes me wanna do a dance every time like that’s so cool

pemjamin

omg hey that’s me

me fucking neither

just realized the clocks go back this weekend… nobody fucking text

me whenever i get hyperfixated on a show/movie/character: i have to make a playlist about this

AWWW

yes i’m queer yes i drink dairy milk we exist

STOP I LOVE HER SO BAD

it was so easy too like one of them i just complimented her shoes on the first day and we haven’t stopped yapping since and the other one joined us at lunch later that week bc she saw we were working on math and needed help (we all do)

hey not to be sappy or anything but my college friends have quickly become some of my best friends and i love them so much already

🎃🍂

WHY do people still not flush toilets i am in COLLEGE

Photo of a bookmark from McDonalds featuring Mayor McCheese that reads Please use me as your bookmark 'cause I fly into a rage whenever I see someone fold the corner of a page.

dog ear a book and Mayor McCheese will beat your ass

What if Hozier started a line of Irish wool sweaters and called the brand “Cozier by Hozier”

what happened to librarians shushing people in libraries

online classes through teams are going to be the end of me

[yelling over club noise] I said a giant sadness has come between us

Do you think unbending Clippy until he was a long piece of metal would be painful for him. Or do you think it would cause him to feel a great sense of relief

i would lay down my life for my office procedures/spreadsheets teacher

shoutout to 2 of my teachers who haven’t done/don’t like icebreakers bc my only other teacher has done 3 so far since we have her for 3 different classes

WE ALREADY KNOW EACH OTHER PLEASE MAKE IT STOP

one of my teachers kinda looks like my mum from a distance haha i’m fine!!!