Three panel comic. Panel 1: person who has post-op bandages wrapped around their nose, nervously holding someone’s hand. Another speaker off panel says, “alright… let’s get these bandages off.” Panel 2: the person is gleefully looking at themself in a handheld mirror, their friends are overjoyed. Their new nose is a gigantic, elongated and pointed sword shape. Panel 3: they are jumping out of the ocean with a smile on their face, in unison with two swordfish who are also breaching the water.

I couldn't help myself

Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.

Afternoon Encounters 🌴

won!

Welcome to Moreau Island, we got gay furries and fuck all else

Extremely good name for an island full of animal people lmao

It’s kind of trendy with the 20-somethings in general right now but I’d say it’s a bit like flannel. Doesn’t belong to anyone but it is popular with lesbians

(I accidentally snuck up on some poor woman a few months ago and she jumped/screamed when I asked if I could get past her 😭 I felt so bad)

I don’t even like gravel trails, i want to be *silent* in the woods so long as it isn’t bear country. (yes i frequently startle people. sorry)

often cave and just put my keys back in my pocket because i like being stealthy too much. I am fine with lesbian visibility but I do not want to be audible

(I did like left hand of darkness but it was a long and not particularly *fun* read. which feels apt for the story)

A drawing of the artist walking around with a silly smile, while a carabiner holding keys, connected to her pants, is making loud CLINK CLANK CLONK sound. Above her is a thought bubble with a robot bearing the caption "Lesbotron 3000", also making loud CLINK CLANK CLONK sounds.

happy lesbian week

there are surely a billion trashy romances i could drag myself through for shits and giggles but I just want to read something that makes me go yippee hooray by the end. I cannot read another “grinding for the coyote” until then

on my knees I don’t want to be a hater anymore I just want to rate something over 4 stars again. it’s been months.

this has been Jack’s Book Club. i would like to read something im not kind of disappointed with. it’s been so long.

i was having so much fuuuun and it did the whole “actually here’s a bunch of shit that happened that you the reader had absolutely no way of knowing about!” thing. where’s the sport in that.

yknow. not sure if i like that this needed 2 epilogues to explain

all the predator similes are fun but it would be so heavy handed. also someone’s gotta kill this guy he sucks so bad

oh im gonna be pissed if it’s lombard that’s so boring

♥️

a man of lake-town

aaaufh i bought an acrylic charm ONCE and it snapped within a month of me owning it… i should try glueing it back together if i still have the pieces but i was so bummed

its #lesbianvisibilityweek . you know what im gonna say. Read my toxic band yuri

takefive.jonali.net

AUGH book is running out of suspects that i would find interesting… pls

this is goegeoussss waddafuck

American Bittern (Botaurus lentiginosus)

“im doing a murder” what are you a 15 year old in 2019

something about seeing the same light verb construction of “you done a sexism. you done a bi-erasure” in something published in 1939 is throwing me