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Wake up everyone, it's Klaw100 Monday @keithlaw.bsky.social

This being the paragraphs AJ Brown was reading last night is the final boss level of @dennycarter.bsky.social's Magnum Opus.

CC @dennycarter.bsky.social

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You've heard of elf on a shelf, but how about @keithlaw.bsky.social

"My white elephant gift makes a humorous reference to the male erection!"

Quick synopsis of this Bills-49ers game

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"In our house on Thanksgiving my parents make the turkey and desserts and I make the sides and then my husband does the dishes"

Italian restaurant owners in NYC and Jersey:

Netflix servers trying to handle all this Tyson/Paul traffic

As we can see by the analytics, this very complex chart confirms that @cdcarter13.bsky.social is indeed "good"

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3 Bluesky likes is the equivalent of 69,000 Twitter likes. This is analytics.

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It is April 2024. "He should have been in his dorm room studying his playbook instead of at the nail salon" is uttered by Colin Cowherd for the 372nd time that week in his annual "prep" for the NFL Draft.

@cdcarter13.bsky.social when someone tells him to "cry more bitch"

please follow @cdcarter13.bsky.social for more fantasy advice

when @cdcarter13.bsky.social learned the BlueSky hummus is more organic than the Twitter hummus

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