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Yeah, I thought it was but it still doesn’t look quite right!

Where was that at?

We found our perfect forever home….. £895,000 😭

Thank you! Although, I’ve been reminded by my daughter I’m half way to 70 which made me question where the fuck my life has gone already. Pained.

And this is why I booked us that holiday!

I’ve been wanting this moment all.fucking.day

That’s therapy

I wish real life was just a chill as animal crossing

You literally can.

😂 spirits are on the shelf above. He can touch those!

This’ll start us off nicely for now 🥂

🤍

Absolutely. I said to Matt the other day, basically paid £600 for his OWN armchair. He’s a joke, I’m a mug. 😂

He was just as bad, daft as a brush 😂

I’m definitely ageing. Red wine is far better than white.

I’ll just take the wife then. There’s still you, I suppose

The anthem of 2025

I dream about my stress.
So last night was a shit night sleep all over a guitar, because finding a nice left handed concert is proving quite stressful.

I’m grateful that only a guitar is getting on my nerves (for now)

Don’t get jealous but erm, this is how my man does housework 😌😂

Don’t quit the day job.

Dear Santa,

I’ll have Tom Cairney and his wife for Christmas please.

Thank you 💝

Fuck-wits are here aka Figgy and Pudding.

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Stop iiiiiit how she’s looking at you!

She’s beautiful 😍

I love this. I feed Huxley off a fork sometimes and he’s so gentle taking it, I could eat him 😅

But when your dog is an idiot?