The broadcast just said Jamie Benn "does it all".

I have to firmly push back on that. There is one thing he famously doesn't do. #TexasHockey

"whatever the hell he's doing to that knob I don't care as long as he's still performing like he always does"

Real men eat that bear juice, go pantsless and get stuck in trees. It's alpha behavior

kindergarten just sent out a calendar of 26 themed dress up days, this kid is getting homeschooled

Roman looks like a pre-rendered cutscene. I don't know how else to describe it

First reported by Beth LeBlanc of @detroitnews.com,

U.S. Rep. Haley Stevens, who is running for U.S. Senate, was loudly and prolongedly booed at the Michigan Democratic Party convention.

JESUS

Jesus CHRIST J'Von

Also I hope Hogan is in hell and can't enjoy this

Fuck off and rest in piss, lesnar

game of the year

As long as he doesn't try to put a boat in the pool we're fine

I had to send this post to my mom because she's the only person who will get it

You motherfucker lmao

Jon Secada has a hit song every 13 or 17 years.

On January 10, 2022, the Knicks played the San Antonio Spurs at the Garden. It was Pride night. Richards was there, attending with a friend. An 18-page report prepared by Eversole's Threat Management Group and reviewed by WIRED shows just how closely she was being monitored. 07:10:20 // CAM 0241 // scans her ticket to section 102, Row 8, Seat 5 07:11:14 // CAM 1434 // goes up terrace escalators on level 3 to level 6 concourse 07:12:52 // CAM AC10 // hugs usher Appendix A of the report has a screenshot of the embrace, with Richards circled in red. 08:08:58 // CAM 1093 // talking with F&B worker at the Draft Kings Bar 08:10:49 // CAM 0512 // pays for the drinks 08:31:19 // CAM 0485 // eating at a table It goes on and on. At 8:48 pm, camera 0489 spots another quick hug with an MSG “membership experience executive” (there's a grainy photo in the report's Appendix N). Two minutes and two seconds later, the same camera captures her heading into the women's bathroom. Her exit is noted after precisely two minutes and five seconds.

The owner of MSG and the Knicks compiled this kind of second-by-second surveillance of a trans woman while they were in the arena. They're doing this at all venues owned by James Dolan of perceived enemies. Crazy, crazy shit.

www.wired.com/story/madiso...

Nothing but respect for secretary of commerce Sabrina Carpenter

Comic strip where a boy found out his grandmother's tree was chopped down by a neighbor who complained. Lawyers popped out of nowhere to respond to the Clarion call of tree law. They carry the boy off as a hero.

My lawyer friend not on here offered this in tribute.

The first line of this video is:

"I'm suing my neighbors because they cut down twenty trees on my property..."

That sound you heard was very lawyer going "ohhhhhh shit...:

The Padres play in one of the smallest media markets in MLB! They stunk! No one was going to games!

Then their beloved late owner Peter Seidler decided to start spending money and pissed off all the other small market owners by blowing up their whole fake broke scheme and now here we are!

Not to be confused with Pittsburgh, who made a goalie decision that was Very Jarry

Tried doing playoff permutations for the last 5 Western teams - simulating all possible outcomes for all of their games and getting final standings, and boy this is difficult but fun

Rich Eisen officially returns to Bristol to host SportsCenter on ESPN, complete with a throwback intro and studio. 📺🎙️

gunpla pope with a gun that looks like a cross

the pope can be weak on nuclear weapons when the Vatican has a gundam

Mine does this but to lick my nose

he is definitely your child

One of the Artemis astronauts stood up immediately after splashdown and started collecting his carryon bags even though he was seated in the back row of the capsule.

golf should move away from “a set number of participants make the cut” and to “only the golfers within X strokes of the leader make the cut”