Internet April Fool’s should have died with ThinkGeek.

For $200 more, you can get a MacBook Air Joanna Stern talks Apple’s most imitated product.

The 11" Air is still my favorite laptop I ever had. Literally just something that could live in your bag regardless of what you were up to. www.theverge.com/tech/901698/...

We'll never get an answer now that the whole market is skewed toward datacenter builds, but the backplane over TB5 feels like the only way to glean what an Extreme could have been like.

While people have a lot of legacy PCI devices that Apple probably could have capitalized on, but much like the growing army of EGPU enclosures on the PC side, there's plenty of people trying to figure out how to support them with Thunderbolt.

How Apple Could Have (Maybe) Saved the Mac Pro - 512 Pixels D. Griffin Jones, writing about yesterday’s news: Apple decided to start caring about the Mac Pro again at the worst possible time. The Intel Mac Pro, while excellent, arrived just six months before t...

If they only released the Studio as “Pro” option it would be seen as the new Trash can. The fan service Mac Pro was entirely a hedge against bad press to feel out what market felt about the Studio.

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The AirPods Max meaningless update walks so the meaningless Mac Pro update can run.

Could Apple just quietly release the same colors from the Neo for the Air at the end of the week? I need more than 8 GB of RAM but I want a Mountain Dew colored laptop.

Maybe feeding a generation to the culture industry as preteens was not a good idea.

All Minor no Threat.

Nothing says welcome to winter in Wisconsin like a pre December blizzard. At least I got the bulk of the shoveling finished before it was done. That way today was just clearing the giant wall of snow the plow left at the end of the driveway.

Lay's drastically rebrands after disturbing finding: 42% of consumers didn't know their chips were made out of potatoes | Fortune New bags—matte-ified and designed to look like wood planks (like a potato crate)—will hold the chips with revamped ingredient lists.

Just a reminder of who you’re arguing with in the comments fortune.com/2025/10/10/p...

AI Slop Is Destroying The Internet YouTube video by Kurzgesagt – In a Nutshell

How AI reading AI will end up swallowing the whole web in endless crap citing itself. Truth like privacy is about to become only for the rich. youtu.be/_zfN9wnPvU0?...

Feeling lucky that my card had enough reward points to cover a replacement smart watch the same day I break the face on mine.

As if we didn’t all get raised on a bunch of movies about how great it was to be a kid in the fifties and sixties. Stand by Me, the Sandlot, etc.

One of the dumbest things in journalism is to pretend each time the nostalgia cycle moves forward ten years, it is to write a bunch of think pieces asking why a generation reaching their mid-thirties is nostalgic?

@katbailey.bsky.social Looking forward to @katbain.bsky.social Axe Of The Blood God divorced parent era where she doesn't show up all the time but when she does it's with a stack of weird souvenirs from her travels and for some reason a random inappropriate pet the rest of the hosts to deal with.

What is the self?

Fall lurking around the corner ready to pounce

What are superfluous lyrics to extract royalties for a song you didn’t write?

Cromulent Roosters

Three inch tacks

Saint speed you grey duke

Slightly diminish a band

Shonen Butter Knife

What is Batman Bings?

Intel getting the Old Yeller treatment from the US Gov because sitting officials can’t tell the difference between Singapore and China sure is something.

Henry Rollins sitting looking pensive surrounded by the Beastie Boys standing and crouching all on a rooftop.

Old Hank wondering which Greek god he offended to be plagued by these satyrs

Either one'll do

Some getting really granular about industrial subgenres