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Posts by Princess Carolyn
read Alchemised on a friend’s recommendation and didn’t learn until after I finished it and went to read some discussions/reviews that it was originally Dramione fanfic lmaoo
i’m watching JoJos Bizarre Adventure and maybe it’s my fault for watching it dubbed but are these accents for real lmao
i love being a young ho!
i’m so fucking avoidant the “get home safe” text ruined my mood lmao
like i know i’d probably have way more fun playing a game for an hour and a half than switching between 3 different apps
it’s so illogical but video games feel like such a different time waster than scrolling the internet or watching tv does
i’ve made hundreds of dollars the past few months on my side hustle of Actually Returning Things I No Longer Need
stop 🛑 asking me how i slept like just take me to dinner and drinks i am trying to SMOOCH, SNOG, FRENCH KISSSSS omg
Saying “sorry this isn’t part of my rebrand” to get out of stuff I don’t want to do
the humble melatonin gummy vs 3 screens
God gives the curliest hair to its laziest soldier
and i came to this after realizing february is spiritually odd
i know technically january is an odd month but spiritually it’s even
my mom: i was at Auntie Xs house yesterday, we watched this lovely program, full of life stories and challenges, very interesting show, it makes you think about our world
me: oh what was it
mom: hmm something something game… oh it was called Beast Games!
just burned the FUCK out of some potatoes #menbelonginthekitchen
need to know what psychological issues i have that would cause me to kms if all the comments under content i post looked like this
who chose this song lmao
I switched to Apple Music but still open Spotify out of habit a lot and ohh my gosh I didn’t know what the ad situation had turned into
im very thankful for tv, i learned a lot just by watching
i like the concept of the dynamic imessage backgrounds but they need to hire some artists w unconventional/broader tastes bc the current options are too saturated & a little distracting... like i want a holographic theme, a subtle glitter, idk something with some grain/blur etc.
*transmitting 17 square inches of blue light directly into my eyeballs*
“hmm when is this melatonin gummy gonna kick in” :/
one thing about me, i’ll pick a profile picture on a website and use it for the rest of my life
i feel like such a cartoon character whenever i sneeze and actually go “ah-choo” 🤧
i won’t delete it but just know i do carry a reasonable amount of shame from having the apple store app on my phone …. like suchhh a meatrider omg lmao
i didn’t spend years googling “semicolon use” whenever i wrote a paper just for ai to take the credit
I’ll never forget when a room of people laughed at me all night bc I said Mr. D was a funny show lmaoo i tried showing them clips and they just got rude as hell 😭😭
Heated Rivalry has reminded me that I DOO in fact like Canadian television and I should be tuning in to CBC Gem a lot more often! also CanCon enjoyers rarely have to worry about things getting cancelled 😌
i live within 10 minutes to like 3 hockey rinks i’m going to find my Shane Hollander this winter