when it comes to mot satisfying fruits to catch apples have to be number one

an elderly woman wearing pearls and a white headband ALT: an elderly woman wearing pearls and a white headband

read Alchemised on a friend’s recommendation and didn’t learn until after I finished it and went to read some discussions/reviews that it was originally Dramione fanfic lmaoo

a woman with long black curly hair is standing in front of trees . ALT: a woman with long black curly hair is standing in front of trees .

genuinely just forgot what year it was and had to check my calendar to confirm….

i’m watching JoJos Bizarre Adventure and maybe it’s my fault for watching it dubbed but are these accents for real lmao

i love being a young ho!

i’m so fucking avoidant the “get home safe” text ruined my mood lmao

like i know i’d probably have way more fun playing a game for an hour and a half than switching between 3 different apps

it’s so illogical but video games feel like such a different time waster than scrolling the internet or watching tv does

i’ve made hundreds of dollars the past few months on my side hustle of Actually Returning Things I No Longer Need

stop 🛑 asking me how i slept like just take me to dinner and drinks i am trying to SMOOCH, SNOG, FRENCH KISSSSS omg

Saying “sorry this isn’t part of my rebrand” to get out of stuff I don’t want to do

the humble melatonin gummy vs 3 screens

God gives the curliest hair to its laziest soldier

and i came to this after realizing february is spiritually odd

i know technically january is an odd month but spiritually it’s even

my mom: i was at Auntie Xs house yesterday, we watched this lovely program, full of life stories and challenges, very interesting show, it makes you think about our world

me: oh what was it

mom: hmm something something game… oh it was called Beast Games!

just burned the FUCK out of some potatoes #menbelonginthekitchen

need to know what psychological issues i have that would cause me to kms if all the comments under content i post looked like this

who chose this song lmao

I switched to Apple Music but still open Spotify out of habit a lot and ohh my gosh I didn’t know what the ad situation had turned into

im very thankful for tv, i learned a lot just by watching

i like the concept of the dynamic imessage backgrounds but they need to hire some artists w unconventional/broader tastes bc the current options are too saturated & a little distracting... like i want a holographic theme, a subtle glitter, idk something with some grain/blur etc.

*transmitting 17 square inches of blue light directly into my eyeballs*

“hmm when is this melatonin gummy gonna kick in” :/

one thing about me, i’ll pick a profile picture on a website and use it for the rest of my life

i feel like such a cartoon character whenever i sneeze and actually go “ah-choo” 🤧

i won’t delete it but just know i do carry a reasonable amount of shame from having the apple store app on my phone …. like suchhh a meatrider omg lmao

i didn’t spend years googling “semicolon use” whenever i wrote a paper just for ai to take the credit

I’ll never forget when a room of people laughed at me all night bc I said Mr. D was a funny show lmaoo i tried showing them clips and they just got rude as hell 😭😭

Heated Rivalry has reminded me that I DOO in fact like Canadian television and I should be tuning in to CBC Gem a lot more often! also CanCon enjoyers rarely have to worry about things getting cancelled 😌

i live within 10 minutes to like 3 hockey rinks i’m going to find my Shane Hollander this winter