Bonked my head on a tree limb earlier and felt a connection to thousands of generations of ancestors. Probably the most classic hominid mishap of all time

I want to live in his twilight world, learn the resplendent secrets of velvety darkness

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MEN

once againnnn

The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon. Clockwise from top left: 1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.” 2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”. 3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.” 4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.

Wild that Altman is being sued by his sister for repeated sexual abuse and that doesn’t come up in basically every conversation about him. I get that it’s alleged but if that shit was happening to someone else I feel like that would come up, particularly if that person had a history of lying a lot.

MELANIA: You want me. Out of nowheres. To remind every one. Of my best friend, and child sex monster. Jeffrey Epstein?? (squints evilly)

NATHAN FIELDER: (voice over) The First Lady loved my idea.

iron sheik with hulk hogan in a hold

i bet this would feel kinda good actually

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bugs bunny would wipe the floor with Q from star trek

I’ve been thinking about this guy almost daily for ten fucking years. essentially my entire 30’s. when he finally croaks I imagine I’ll let out a sigh so deep it realigns my fucking spine

sucks that all of the attention right now is on something extremely bad instead of the coolest thing that has happened in my entire life

Just another day where you hope that Hell is real for the rich and powerful.

At BEST

What football will look like in the future Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong.

Happy 17776 Immortality Day!

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This is amongst the most impactful two minutes of broadcasting I’ve ever seen.

By Emma Murphy, International Editor, ITV News. #Gaza

the leafs should give me $20

David Lynch "FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE!"

Happy Trans Day of Visibility ❤️🏳️‍⚧️❤️

I have so much anger and hate in my heart and I resent these pieces of shit so much for putting it there

DEATH CULT.

The Wachowskis’ 2008 cult classic Speed Racer is coming to 4K Blu-ray and digital in May.

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[denzel washington in remember the titans voice] THIS IS OUR TIME NOW! OUR TIME! OUR TIME!

Scott Stapp performs 'Marlins Will Soar' | 04/22/2010 Grammy Award-winning singer Scott Stapp performs 'Marlins Will Soar', the 2010 theme song for the Florida Marlins

Every year I share this theres still someone who hasn’t heard the Creed guy sing this song about all the things that can happen in a baseball game

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the richest people in the world are all plotting against us in group chats. there are emojis

This is not only very well said, but really puts the lie to the notion dimwits like to push that “not everything is political” bsky.app/profile/mike...

I 🫀 bestiaries / encyclopedias / field guides / handbooks !

(Feel free to QRP with your own!)

Cuba’s power grid collapses in third nationwide blackout amid US oil blockade Network breakdowns compounded by daily blackouts of up to 12 hours caused by fuel shortages

i guess i don't understand how this isn't crime-against-humanity stuff. or does that simply not matter anymore www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...