Any bank can be if you're dedicated enough.

Be the change you want to see in the world

On a completely unrelated note,
Have you seen this?
(90% certain you have, but you never know)

www.videotopia.com/errata2.htm

So, um, it's actually 10 Billion times two.

Remember, he's vowed to have the U.S. give ten billion to a Palestinian rebuilding effort of his creation of which he will personally be in control of.

He has two separate scams in the works to bilk the U.S. of ten billion dollars.

This phrase --"competence porn" -- from Noah Wyle really struck me. Unqualified, evil idiots run every aspect of the government now, having fired every expert. This show reminds us of a time when professionals ran things. No wonder we love this show so much.

Okay, but Bill Maher is 100% deserving of this year's FIFA Prize for American Humor

To be fair, they're way better at this than U.S. Democrats ever want to be.

The videos arent lying and they are good. Dems should hire the Iranians.

You know what they say about women with really big feet, right?

They will literally rip your heart out and cast you down to hell.

Tbh, the expression doesn't come up that often, but when it does it's 100% accurate.

Eyes Without A Face YouTube video by Billy Idol - Topic

It's a very real medical condition.
Billy Idol even sang about it.

music.youtube.com/watch?v=e7U1...

Seven is the prime predator

the strait of hormuz needs to have regular, predictable open hours or frankly they are going to lose me as a customer

sorry, routine light switch check | Community #shorts YouTube video by Community

OpenClosedOpenClosed

Sorry. Routine Straight of Hormuz check.

youtube.com/shorts/G0wPr...

It would have been better if our president had been hugging that American flag for most of the way down

Mister President, sir, the remaining three million Epstein files are ALL about the Vatican! Mr. President, sir, you have the opportunity here to do the funniest thing ever!!!

There's too much free-floating trauma and sometimes it gets to me.

No one in the orange man's administration should ever mention his 2020 trade deal, since that also implies the U.S. broke it first -> when trump implemented his new tariffs.

Anything Canada did from that point became fair game.

This is the most sensible, well thought out, helpful, and informationally accurate article you've put out in years.

This is not the compliment you think it is.

Literally insane.
Taking a swing at HEB is dumber than swinging at Dolly Parton, puppies, orphans, and the American flag, combined.

"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could build a robot with a mind modeled after president Gerald Ford that they didn't stop to think if they should."

- Dr. Ian Malcolm

Enjoy your schadenfreude, but at the end of the day, there is zero chance of leopards actually wanting to eat that face.

She looks like a tanned Skeletor.

in general, more things should have been punctuated by a beastie boys KICK IT

two men wearing sunglasses are driving a car with the words " it 's dark and we 're wearing sunglasses " below them Alt: Jake and Elroy Blues, from the 1980 film, The Blues Brothers, sitting in a car with the words " it 's dark and we 're wearing sunglasses " below them

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.

KICK IT

I mean, if you remove the first three words of that last sentence, it's the actual GOP slogan.

John 8:7

But when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them,
Let the one among you who has never cut the penis off a roadkill raccoon throw the first stone.

*corpses

Red baseball cap with a small American flag on the corner of the visor, with the text MAESSHIS on the front of the cap Make America Eat Shit So Hard It Shatters being the trump White House motto.

Six friends, walking arm in arm, across grassland toward the sunrise. Text reads, Perhaps the real victories were the polymarket bets for millions our government officials made along the way.

Melania should get ahead of this and address her level of involvement within the severed penis raccoon industry in a national speech before people start asking questions.