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Sam is in the right here, mining there would destroy the natural landscape and the animals and enviroment.

No they arent. They are in very incompetent hands. This whole thing should have never started in the first place.

Maddow: "Do we think our servicemen and women are in good hands? Do we think that there is care being taken in terms of what they're risking their lives for?"

Sitting on information that we need to know, then profiting on it later should have consequences.

Shoutout to The Atlantic reporters for publishing these massive scoops instead of waiting years to put them in a book.

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Jfc...this is just bad.

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From the Trending_News__ community on Reddit: Homeowner waits until construction job is nearly finished, then calls ICE on 6 workers she allegedly owes $10,000 to, she even helps agents detain them. Explore this post and more from the Trending_News__ community

This is truly vile evil shit. I hope the woman is outed by the company
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The BBC should be ashamed of themselves!
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Alabama set to execute man who did not kill anyone Unless Alabama Gov. Kay Ivey intervenes, Charles “Sonny” Burton, 75, will be executed Thursday. He is among thousands in America convicted under a controversial felony murder law.

Did he commit a crime? Yes. But he didn't murder anyone. I don't agree with the death penalty but I certainly don't agree with the death penalty for a person who is not guilty of taking a life

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Costco Says It Will Turn Possible Tariff Refunds Into ‘Lower Prices And Better Values’ For Customers It is unclear whether the wholesaler will receive tariff refunds, though it is one of several companies suing the Trump administration for the refunds.

It is unclear whether the wholesaler will receive tariff refunds, though it is one of several companies suing the Trump administration for the refunds.

Anthropic will sue Peter Hegseth and Donald Trump.

No business with American government is good business. Anthropic will have more support from the public this way.

So the product that they were desperate to get their hands on is now a national security risk?

Isn't it pathetic that those contradictions are so common that Forbes just rolled with that headline as if that shouldn't have been mentioned.

I hope Anthropic sues!

He seems pretty sensitive whenever someone confronts him with evidence that Putin might not be our friend. Even when Fox brings it up.

We just learned the TRUTH... YouTube video by Adam Mockler

Isreal is the one behind this stupid fucking war with Iran. Over a BILLION dollars a day, and no money for Americans healthcare or social services.
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Yes

> @benstiller.redhour.com

Our troops are dying this isn’t a video game. The White House is posting so-called “hype” videos that mix real footage from the war in Iran with clips from movies and video games like Call of Duty. It’s an absolute disgrace.