The Constitution show up?

Gonna need more popcorn!

BREAKING: The Supreme Court

I. Am. Dead. 🤣🤣💀💀

Season over.

This hurts. Because it’s true.

I’m impressed you made it to the party! If I make it to the party, I’m looking for the dog to pet or a sporting event to watch. Socializing and small talk are not my jam.

ROUND UP! Where are my other introverts at? What is one introvert quality that you DEFINITELY possess?

Just got my second marg…I shall drink it in your honor!

Happy hour. Much needed and happening now.

Wordle can take a flying leap off a short pier today. 🤬

This ginormous swamp darner dragonfly is just chillin on my deck. He’s HUGE!

Sadly, this tweet can be about a whole lotta things in this year of the lord 2025.

#resist

Here you go!

More from the book of “What in the Actual Fuck”…

Happy #412Day to my hometown! #Pittsburgh

It’s shit like this that makes “I cannot…” part of my regular vocabulary. 🤦🏼‍♀️ #A1

I’ve decided that I like oatmeal raisin cookies. I used to hate them. Is this what happens as you get older? 👵🏼

Our expectations for you were low but holy f*ck

Sign of the day…Chicago

The number of times a version of this conversation happens daily has got to be astronomical.

Cory Booker. 👇👇👇

I REPEAT…Cory Booker is the hero we all need. I’m riveted. This is amazing to watch.

Cory Booker is the hero we all need right now!

In meridian. I’ve never been to Gulfport, but heard good things!

Visiting my son in Mississippi today. First time here. ✅

Seven states remaining to get all 50!

I love this idea.