The hardworking British public deserve answers.

Kier Starmer please bring criminal proceedings against whoever decides the amount of crisps in a packet of McCoy's.

My so-called friends give me grief for still having a twitter lurker account, but how else am I meant to report back that there's a growing number of users over there who have convinced themselves Spielberg has an actual real live alien in his new Hollywood motion entertainment picture?

Brushmaxxing my teeth.

Too many but if I come across Popstar or Office Space on TV they stay on.

"Doing really well" implies they've left the dogs to carry on some kind of functional society they've managed to assemble while left to their own devices. I want to hear from their elected leader.

This guy is like a sort of Tintin for the ADD generation. I don't know if that's good.

Speaking of rockets... I have treated myself to the Tintin... It is exceptional, and absolutely massive.

The Mario Galaxy Movie is a bit like what I imagine it would be like to travel in cryostasis on a spaceship. Except in this case you're not on Regulon IX or wherever; you're exactly where you started, and just as disorientated by the experience.

A fantasy of mine is I go to see Hamilton and the guy who plays Hamilton has had an accident - and so has his understudy - they're fine, just out for one show, and they need someone from the audience who knows all the words to Hamilton to fill in. Well, I saw Hamilton today but that didn't happen.

The Ramses II exhibition at Battersea is incredible. Like, actual treasures from Tanis, busts and reliefs from palace walls, death masks, sarcophaguses - not loads and loads but all authentic stuff. On until end of May I think.

Have you seen the Ramses II exhibition in Battersea advertised? Really amazing, lots of authentic stuff like this. Came on just to post about it.

*man walking into the Mario movie sequel expecting Citizen Kane*

"Oh for god's sake, not again."

Very relatable.

Did Starmer say it's a bad idea to go to CEX for cheap Playstation 2 games?

It's already been delayed for leaks - stuff like hydrogen and helium... Not sure whether to look.

For the international Birds of a Feather tourists.

This isn't Deviantart, Daniel. It never will be.

Btw her scenes in Toxic Crusader are exclusively alongside Kevin Bacon and Elijah Wood. Bizarre.

Toxic Crusader was...yeah. The old ones have a charm because they were super-cheap but you could tell there was a childish ambition. This new one is not quite that - just a cheap film trying to be bad. Dinklage is good, tho. The most faithful modern Troma film remains Essex Spacebin sorry-not-sorry.

Julia Davis is an enigma. Appears in primetime BBC, makes her own super dark stuff, parts in everything from Morris/Wright/Brooker - even a Paul Thomas Anderson - Danish and Australian films, a slew of awards, lives with one of The Mighty Boosh. And now pops up as a villain in The Toxic Crusader!

Hi I'm the guy who invented the little bit of plastic that connects a new pair of gloves. I actually hate gloves, which is why I designed it to rip out as much wool as possible. And that little bit of plastic left inside the glove that you can't remove without tearing them further? Suckaaa

A pair of monster masks from some obviously low budget short films.

Brutal clear out today, had to finally put these in storage - which apparently is an improvement from being on display in the hallway. Tut.

grok is this true?

New Jenkins and a new Wheatley! Any opinions on Bulk yet?

I trust you bought them some cigarettes and beers to say thanks.

According to twitter, Spielberg's new UFO film is going to contain *an actual real alien* - and it also comes out the week the World Cup starts. So I think what we can actually ascertain from this incredible information is that they're fielding a team. COME ON YOU GREYS!!!

It's magnets inside I think.

Silpheed looks great! Affordable too.

The arcade collection (Columns, Streets of Rage, etc), and Thunderhawk so far, might get Sonic CD and Night Trap just because. I know there aren't any amazing games for it, but it's a gorgeous console. I have heard that if you get a pile of CD-Rs and a USB CD writer it has no copy protection at all.