Chibi Crit staring directly at the viewer with slightly red eyes wearing a shirt which reads "I'm high as fuck and have a gun in my backpack"
Happy 4/20! Gotta make sure to take time to celebrate it proper!~
Champions item pool so bad it has people complaining about Quick Claw. *pushes my Quick Draw, Quick Claw Galarian Slowbro under the rug*
Tagg putting an Incineroar in his place >:3
So Pokemon Champions is out and that dang tiger is making trouble again. Tagg decided to take matters into their own hands to put 'em in their place!~
A fat cock on Friday.
Fat. Cock. Friday.
Crit Birthday sticker from @marcarts on Telegram
Photo of a toasted marshmallow flavored cheesecake with chocolate topping.
Birthday. I made cheesecake. It's toasted marshmallow flavor with chocolate on top!
A fat cock on Friday
A fat cock on Friday, now even fatter
A lazy snap in bed for Fat Cock Friday followed by one where I wake it up a bit~
Kurama from YuYu Hakusho
Try integrating thorned plants and demonic fox transformations. It seems to work for this guy!
Still wild to me that even a flop like Battleborn still managed to get 5 years of support before they killed it. Modern trend chasing live service cash grabslop could never.
I ate one. They're still gud.
I forgot I had weed Oreos
Saw some neat Eeveelution keychains, but all the cute ones were sold out. All they had left were Glaceon, Leafeon, and Flareon. Poor guys, unwanted in-game and out. :(
Not having Dialga get pissed off and ranting at you for doing timefuckery in Pokopia as a Resetti analogue was a missed opportunity tbh.
At you? On you? In you? All good options~ ๐
They are easy midnight food. Basically the same amount of effort as a late night grilled cheese. Make your dreams real!
Gotta see the small wins when you're fighting severe depression or something. I caught up on laundry and there are fresh, new sheets on my bed.
A fat cock on Friday.
Fat cock Friday. Someone should give me some help with this thing~
We know it. We hate it. Feel better!
If you make a salt and vinegar chip but rather than use malt vinegar or white vinegar, you decide to use APPLE CIDER VINEGAR, I think you deserve to be beaten with a bag of hammers. This shouldn't be a hot take.
How about YOU eat MY carrot instead, bunnyboy?~
>:3
This fantastic piece was made by @naotouniverse on Telegram! You can see more of her stuff in her art channel t.me/naotosuniverse
Crit, but as a Valentine's Day plush holding a heart shaped pillow that reads "I โค๏ธ You". The plush sits in front of a heart shaped box of chocolates and a single red rose in a pink container.
Happy Valentine's Day! What better way to say "I love you" than with a marketable plushie of yourself?~
The dragon anatomy lesson is never about the aerodynamics of wing shapes or the purpose of different horn types or the mechanics of the elemental energy producing organs. :/
So basically every bad thing that has happened for like, the last 40 or so years either involved or was directly orchestrated by a cabal of horrific abusers with more money than any human could need, even over multiple lifetimes. It really doesn't feel like just taxing them is enough at this point.
What do you call it when you're some strange combination of depressed, horny, and angry all at the same time?
My agoraphobia keeps getting worse and the isolation that results absolutely destroys my mental health. Safety is a foreign concept. Comfort cannot be found. Joy died long ago. I can't keep doing this.
And one more derg Crit for Derg Day~
Still can't believe how much went into this when it was sold to me as a "quick sketch"
Since it's Appreciate a Dragon Day, have a dragon Crit to appreciate! :3
Fever down to 101 from 104, why do I still feel like I'm freezing q_q
Destroy the card like destroy target permanent or destroy the card like Blacker Lotus/Chaos Confetti?
