you gotta really not give a fuck about your kid to name him some shit like Reep Daggle

forcing myself over and over again to remember that simple & flexible is better than complex & rigid

french popped off with pomme de terre this shit is indeed an earth apple

lol yankees

starting to think that game development is more analogous to cooking than anything else

i think if i spend another 3 hours thinking about something that happened six years ago it will fix everything wrong with me

A bumper sticker with an American flag next to the words "Your flag decal won't get you into heaven anymore"

fascinating bumper sticker i saw today on a plumbing company's truck

California license plate with text "DUMBGUY".

Customer: IN A WORLD OF SMART CARS, PHONES, WATER, ETC.... I HAVE REALIZED I AM JUST A DUMB GUY.
DMV: DUMB GUY

Verdict: DENIED

man i dont care how corny the posts on here get literally anything is better than opening a tweet and seeing the replies are full of open nazis

blue sky "We do things a little differently around here." - blue sky

Blue Sky "This is blue sky. Keep your fucking baby bullshit on fucking X or get Smoked like the rest of them."

Blue Sky "You can show your penis here. But you must never fuck"

the helicopter canopy. the shoulder armaments. the arm cannons. what else could you want

i wish i could be her

they finally made a moba where you can play both mo AND krill

They should let you order head on doordash.

He won’t leave until I cast him in jumanji 5

a baby in a diaper is dancing in the dark ALT: a baby in a diaper is dancing in the dark

YO?? BLUESKY HAS WHITE BABY?

hey guys

they're looking for more websites in the amazon rainforest but im not sure if its ethical

theyre running out of websites