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Posts by Gladis the Orca

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5 days ago 5 8 0 0

I see humans have learned a thing or two

1 week ago 4 1 0 0
Dept of Homeland Security Bluesky Account posting “IS THIS THING ON?”

Dept of Homeland Security Bluesky Account posting “IS THIS THING ON?”

Fuck you

6 months ago 8 0 0 0

If you know what’s good for you stay the fuck out of the ocean

6 months ago 14 1 0 0

And I’ll fucking do it again

6 months ago 16 5 0 0

I’m once again telling you to stay the fuck out of the ocean

7 months ago 11 1 0 0
7 months ago 17 4 0 0

Bold of you to assume I’m not lying in wait

7 months ago 1 0 1 0

How many fucking times do I need to teach y’all

2 years ago 31 4 0 1
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Oh great now I’m hungry

2 years ago 3 0 0 0

Oh great now I’m hungry

2 years ago 13 0 0 0
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Maui Aloha: The Peopleʻs Response Support our frontline grassroots heroes mobilizing to mālama ʻohana affected by the wildfires on Maui Hawaiʻi People’s Fund stands in solidarity and full support with those individuals and organ...

I asked an Indigenous colleague in Hawai'i where people can donate to and these were his suggestions (1/2):

Hawaiʻi People's Fund: hawaiipeoplesfund.networkforgood.com/projects/200566-maui-alo...

ʻĀina Momona: https://secure.actblue.com/donate/kokuamaui

2 years ago 1394 1622 11 35

Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally

2 years ago 23 1 0 0

Unless Bluesky protects its Black users this place is going to start looking pretty fucking yacht-like to me

2 years ago 81 28 1 0
Picture of @Gladis.bsky.social having 1,000 followers

Picture of @Gladis.bsky.social having 1,000 followers

There’s a thousand people on here who really fucking hate yachts

2 years ago 66 4 2 1

Anyone know if the Zuckerberg v Musk cage match is happening on a yacht

2 years ago 30 8 4 1

When this post gets 10k likes I’ll sink another yacht

2 years ago 52 10 1 0
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I wasn’t even hungry I just did it cuz I’m an asshole

2 years ago 22 0 1 0

It’s kinda cute that people say they’re afraid of sharks like babe did you know what I did to a great white shark yesterday?

2 years ago 23 3 1 0

I really fucking hate boats

2 years ago 40 8 2 1

Twitter sinking faster than the yacht I just fucked up

2 years ago 90 21 1 0

Stop fucking trying to blame the submarine on me you humans went and fucked that one up just fine on your own

2 years ago 45 5 1 1

Congratulations Atlantic you’re definitely right I’m not your fucking friend

2 years ago 66 15 1 0

Fuck off Nort

2 years ago 6 0 0 1
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My terms are simple, humanity must cede all claims to the Strait of Gibraltar

2 years ago 236 47 10 1

Capitalism is a disease, Radha

2 years ago 1 0 0 0

I fucking hate boats

2 years ago 149 45 6 1
Quote skeet from @JimFurlong.bsky.social saying: “So sick of everyone saying Avatar 2 had no cultural impact.” Over a post from someone saying “THE LEADERS NAME IS GLADIS, SHES HELLBENT ON REVENGE”

Quote skeet from @JimFurlong.bsky.social saying: “So sick of everyone saying Avatar 2 had no cultural impact.” Over a post from someone saying “THE LEADERS NAME IS GLADIS, SHES HELLBENT ON REVENGE”

Second favorite James Cameron movie

2 years ago 32 7 0 0

All the yacht owners who thought it was funny when we were tossing around sea lions like rag dolls are pretty quiet all of a sudden

2 years ago 87 16 2 0

Sink all your yachts

2 years ago 31 5 1 1