it’s my shapesona i swear…. my shapesona isn’t isosceles triangle like some have been saying

scalene triangle is my shapesona

getting into fake public fights is my love language

because you’re a trendsetter

i ache

i wish that the girl with the dragon tattoo didn’t ruin being a girl with a dragon tattoo

the radio is so funny

damn girl are you a construction worker cuz your building

yea

i don’t think that you should be able to say something like that “cash is king” if you don’t have a full sleeve of american traditional tattoos

i love my friends who smoke cigarettes because i love when it’s time to go outside

i’m done planning hangouts. you have to come find me.

i’m out here committing crimes that they haven’t even made illegal yet

you are allowed to just sit on the bus for hours for fun

did you know that vin diesel’s real name is vehicle identification number diesel

banned from rainforest cafe for getting scared and shooting the gorilla with a real gun

when i’m fucked up that’s the real me

i need to move all of my best twitter posts here

you don’t get to 0 followers without making a few enemies along the way