Surely there's a better photo of them available to promote this paper?

PET FACT

If you do not show your pet your empty hands and say "All gone" after giving them a treat, they will never know that it is, in fact, all gone.

He was. I always stopped to give him a scritch behind his stubby ears when I jogged along the river

Enfield bridge named after 'legendary' cat Barney Hundreds of local residents joined a campaign to name a bridge after the

Our friendly, neighbourhood, earless cat had a bridge named after him.

BBC News - Bridge named after 'legendary' cat Barney
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I, too, have had an uber-garlicky lunch. I'm going to a gig tonight and should be able to huff my way to the front.

Music enjoyers of London! Just under two hours left to secure advance tickets for Cult Figures' album launch gig tonight. Guaranteed to be a BLAST!!!

Headline of the Day.

My laundry blast-dried REALLY quickly yesterday...

Planet Earth Rock And Roll Orca-stra #WhaleSupergroups

we all know I have no life, so:

JFC, I give up.

Should potholing be banned?

You'll only drive it underground.

It's feckin' Baltic!

My favourite version of this is when someone explains why the thing (a joke) you posted was funny, in case you missed it

The Travelling Whaleburys

This is brilliant. Love Rick Astley as much as I'm disappointed in Morrisey.

Isn't there a PowerPoint I could watch instead?

Tired: "Single"

Wired:

WTAF?!

The same is often asked of me

A pink chair with a flying lynx print. The caption is "insane drunk purchase armchair has arrived at Casa Berry". It received over 50K lines.

Narrowly missed the anniversary of this, my most popular social media post ever. I may never hit those heady heights again.

Just had this question in a written second interview for a fairly senior role:

What sort of high school student were you? Outside of class, what were your interests and hobbies? What would your high school peers remember you for?

Sir, I'm 58.

Ooh, Thrash on Netflix is a lot of fun, shark fans. Have you seen it yet, @gingertotty.bsky.social? It's got everything you'd want from a fishy peril film.

Happy Yeats kicking Crowley down the stairs day to all who celebrate

It is. That's the one without the g 🤭

"Rein," FFS

Another brilliant workshop from Linda Wagstaffe, this time decorating ceramic tiles. Given a free reign, I will *always* draw a dodo 🦤

GODZILLA MINUS ZERO Official Teaser Trailer (2026) YouTube video by KinoCheck.com

Godzilla Minus One may well be my favourite Kaiju film. The trailer for Godzilla Minus Zero looks like it won't disappoint!
youtu.be/NDYbJ-r8xHg?...

I keep telling people it's just sparkling autofill