Oh man, this is giving me PTSD.

Grandfather Nurgle is pleased.

“The MAGA crowd is made of dumb people — like, SUPER dumb people. And they fall for it.”

For my @wired.com feature debut, I talked to Sam, a guy who made thousands of dollars on Instagram by scamming MAGA men with Emily Hart, an AI generated, Trump-loving influencer. www.wired.com/story/ai-gen...

Brain full of moldy cheese

It’s still pre-coffee here, but I’m compelled to twist that to something like “Cyclops sees harder than anything else you’ll go all year.”

Congrats on a great book!

This lady is not intelligent. And that’s all I’m going to say right now.

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

Chris Byrne! The unholy amalgamation bred from the genes of two comics legends, destined to piss off editorial!

Guardians 3 is rough if you like animals. Th4r is a bunch of great concepts that don’t land because we had to have too many jokes.

And hey, they did call Gail!

Slight adjustment-Comics do crazy shit when the sales slack off. Or at least that’s when it’s most likely. “No one is reading X-Men! Get me Grant Morrison on line 1!”

I mean it’s almost like how event comics lead to regular readers-I want to see more of these actors playing these characters and how their relationships play out. But you can’t do that with normal budgets.

Broadly same. I’ve watched some but only once they hit the stream.

MCU is a victim of its own success. Well, that and the shareholders who saw “infinite money” on the wall.

InfoWars Let me tell you a story. When I was a child, I suffered from night terrors. It was always the same dream: I could hear my family and neighbors wailing…

Some timeline stuff:
— We expect to get InfoWars.com after the judge clears it in a couple of weeks.
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A share of merch sales will go to the Sandy Hook families, which will be the first time they get any money since they filed this lawsuit eight years ago.

Legal fees have been insane. Please sign up and help us out!

There's a war on for your mind.

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Saw this movie at age 6 on a family trip to the beach.

I did not enter the water.

Damn, man.

math nerds celebrate on 1/5

Discovery, just like Kash, is gonna be LIT.

He’s seen his boss be very successful with this tactic. He’s about to find out how weak he is in comparison though.

Popcorn futures high.

Columbus loses ‘a giant’ with the passing of Laughing Ogre cofounder Gib Bickel – Matter News Comic book writer Paul Jenkins praised the attitude Bickel brought to the shop, cognizant that the Ogre wasn’t just a comic store but ‘the epicenter of an entire community.’

This is a tough one. Gib Bickel was a true light, one of the guys who really made Columbus a great city for comix.

The Lauging Ogre shrugs off the insular stereotype of a comic store and is a hub for creativity and storytelling of all types.

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Both of those are in my top 5

(Bill Hicks voice) "Looks like we got ourselves a *reader*"

Oh no. Great one to go out on at least.

Looks like war’s back on the menu.

Also; it doesn’t breathe air.

An Oral History of Tim Curry’s Escape to the One Place Uncorrupted by Capitalism How an unforgettable performance in Red Alert 3 became legend.

I can therefore enthusiastically recommend this article.

www.vice.com/en/article/a...

Tim Curry in The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Tim Curry in Clue

Tim Curry in The Three Musketeers

Tim Curry in Muppet Treasure Island

Happy 80th birthday to Tim Curry who has always, *always* understood the assignment.