hated landlords until I became one - tenants are just ungrateful Rhiannon Picton-James

I hated serial killers until I got that first rush of my hands squeezing tighter and tighter around a helpless delicate neck

Kash Patel is the biggest fucking loser in an administration full of big fucking losers.

I thought both the men in this picture were Richard Gadd

Any vase can also be a glass

Does fat cat still exist

Could never forget

Whoa… what I’m understanding from this is that Perez Hilton is NOT one of your best friends???

Incredibly bold move to pull out the work of that particular comedian on a first date, given that I would characterize his persona as Emotionally Stunted Man Who Should Not Be Engaging With Anyone Over the Age of 10

spell check is woke

I need to know what number date this was with this fellow

And certainly no evidence to support the conclusion that the plaintiff himself knows anything other than how to get to the bottom of a Budweiser bottle in less than 20 seconds ALLEGEDLY

Discovery in the form of written interrogatories, requests for production of documents, depositions, etc. now that I’ve clarified that, we have absolutely no evidence to support the conclusion that the fucking loser ass lawyers that would file this complaint would know any of that shit

Hey Jeff! Funny thing, in federal court, there actually is DISCLOSURE which is the affirmative duty for litigants to provide basic information to support their claims like identifying all relevant witnesses and documents. Rule 26 of the federal rules of civil procedure. There is also traditional

@hatethedrake.bsky.social I don’t know if your previous skeet was a joke, I don’t mean to well actually you, but KP did file today and he’s got some great lawyers working for him so everything’s going super for him so far

We are?

I heard you used to have a personal blog you fancy motherfucker @dmbmeg.bsky.social

Please make everyone watch the Cher special after

Then don’t disparage before because they will find out and try to take the money back, saying you made false representations when you signed THEORETICALLY delete this

Just don’t sign it

GIVE IT TO ME NOW

So sorry, I passed out I was laughing so hard, now what the fuckity fuck were you saying

Go to bed pitchfork, you’re fucking drunk

Barfmaxxing

Every time I open Bluesky I just spend three minutes scrolling, saying what? at an increasingly louder and louder volume until I close the app and try to forget everything I read

I don’t know what that means but thank you 🥹

Are we having a shared hallucination because this is fucking unreal beyond all of the fucking unrealness that we have been dealing with for years

New go to kiss off

Listen to me lose my mind over this stupid ass episode of Jem

Once again Law Dork gets it exactly right.