Hahhahahahahaha massive missed opportunity

Apparently the UK’s version of The Dollar Store is called Poundland. It’s also where I took your mother last night but that’s an entirely different conversation.

Few things on earth capture my undivided attention like a public dispute between neighbors

So Flyer’d up!!!

Anyone else have a scream pillow? 😱 @blakewexler.bsky.social @milesofgray.bsky.social @jackob1.bsky.social #thedailyzeitgeist #rage #scream #pillow

Blake Wexler Catch Philly native and rising star Blake Wexler April 11th, 2 shows

Get your tickets now so I can feed these things when they’re born 🦅🦅

www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...

😂😂😂

Philly! Two shows this Saturday 4/11 at Next in Line Comedy and let me tell you I will be in it to twin it.

This is your last chance to see me do my hour with the virility of a childless adult so do not miss this opportunity.

People are so weird about jazz

Thank you Jeff!

😂 right??

We’re having twins?!

You don’t want to know what I’m going to do with that information

Right?!?!

Ahhh thank you so much! 💚

HEY PHILLY! On April 11th I’m coming home to my favorite place on earth do my last shows before I take a long break from touring.

Please come out and see my new hour, you’ll be glad you did!

🦅 Tix here: www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...

I’m sorry what kind of dog do you have?

The G split me

If more comedians went to therapy these are the clips you’d see

My laptop screen has reached the level of dirty where it looks like most English words have accents, and every sentence has at least 5 commas

Nothing worse than an off-leash dog person.

Hahahahahaha love this

I’m so sorry hunny I can barely hear you. Did you just say your husband went out to shovel? As in only one?

New Yorkers: do not take this winter storm lightly. Open mic comedians are canceling their roast battles. If that’s not a harbinger of doom I don’t know what is.

I can’t believe we have to deal with this shit again

Crazy to think that this is a picture of a freshly-minted, 37-year-old alpha

I finally get to do an hour of stand-up in Atlanta and it’s happening on March 5 at @heliumcomedyatl.bsky.social!

🎟️ atlanta.heliumcomedy.com/shows/345562

Discussing Mamdani’s campaign promises 🚽 @blakewexler.bsky.social @jackob1.bsky.social #mamdani #publicrestroom #podcast #numbertwo

😂 pleas**

Eagles fans needed a year off