Screenshot of an Instagram story, showing an ad for a plush penguin hanging from a noose key chain

Ok but I want this??

Who in this poor man’s life is advising him to do this?!

I've only had Porter Martone for 11 games, but if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

One, two…

#flyers

He is the modern Gideon

Porter Martone on my tv

This boys eyebrows are a thing to be feared.

why didn’t the Penguins score any goals? are they stupid?

10% of penguins fans who stayed til the end of the game just to boo their own team

Toss Accari and every other fries-on-a-salad, bridge-fucking loser on that agéd team of washed up goons

at least you can’t tell they’re covered in piss. o wait.

The Flyers have won the game where the Penguins got the benefit of every single call, with the commissioner in attendance, and now Pittsburgh has resorted to blatant cheap shots. Gutless display.

So if their goons are taking runs at our top players, that means we can send Garnet Hathaway straight after Sidney Crosby and rag-doll him, right?

I never doubted my toothless sons

Disgusting filthy penguins can't handle losing. Bunch of soft frail little babies

Take that you bunch of mayo slurping fools

The penguins are capital F Frauds @whatchaos.bsky.social

Take that you piss jersey-wearing mayo clowns.

Picture of a guy trying to suck venom from a snakebite with a X through it, the text below: Myth You can suck the poison from a snake bite Fact you can suck my dick

His red period, if you will

FBI Director Kash Patel sues Atlantic for ‘false' reporting on drinking The Atlantic defends its reporting as Kash Patel denies allegations and files a $250m US defamation lawsuit.

The Atlantic defends its reporting as Kash Patel denies allegations and files a $250m US defamation lawsuit.

Fuck

Cmooooon just the Tip

Another addition to the limitless collection of funny Travis Konecny images.

Blue 2, by Joan Miró, 1961

watching two Penguins defenders get clowned by Owen Tippett and Garnett fucking Hathaway on loop for the rest of the week

TWO MINUTES?! MALKIN HIT HIM WITH TWO DIFFERENT STICKS

Fuck you Malkin

for some reason, the penguins look like all their best players are over 35 years old

Your sacrifice is appreciated, Phillies 🙂‍↕️

I love the Flyers so much I’m going to shit myself