I’m not sure what I’m supposed to be defending myself against there but oh noooo my finger slipped and now I can’t read that guys posts anymore oh well I’m sure they were great

The most excited I got about Harris’ campaign was when Walz said “republicans are weird”, like finally a politician might be seeing the same GOP I’ve been seeing for my entire voting life. And look at him now

Or like you had a duty to evangelize and convince other voters. Buddy that’s the candidate’s job, and she barely convinced me. I’ve been voting for the lesser of two evils for 24 years and I’ve run out of arguments for why anyone else should be excited to do it, candidates need to step up

John Swartzwelder - Audio Commentary YouTube video by Barry Lomax

and the new yorker managed to interview him in 2021, albeit only by email. but it does link to this (which i suppose could also be made up, but for some reason it's important to me that john swartzwelder be a real person and i choose to believe he is) www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAWE...

My wife cared so little

Seeing him on arrested development like

Dudes rock

I’ve done sink laundry halfway through long trips, but underwear takes up so little space, there’s no need to live like this

As a flame war orphan I find cenk’s casual language here very offensive

I visited a friend in silver lake once and one of the things we did was pick up an adderall dead drop from someone’s mailbox. It was a good visit but I forgot about that part until just now

He should get to ride a war horse

we know

Everyone knows the economy is doing great. I dont know why homelessness is up and a record number of people are working 2 jobs, but that has nothing to do with the economy. The economy is a chart with a line going up, not that other shit. Grow up

Ope, thanks for letting me know I’m the type of person who will like this game, I eat this nonsense for breakfast. I even kinda liked the trade convoy thingy from asscreed 3

We blew up Vietnam quite a bit, didn’t we?

In contrast, Marty Walsh once held a door open for me when I was out getting lunch, and i felt nothing

yeah man i'll circle back to you on that agenda item from yesterday's all hands in just a sec. our pedophile king just threatened to destroy a whole civilization

a scene from bob's burgers featuring a bunch of bikers at a funeral with a sign over the casket reading "RIP Horny Dave, god gave you a halo cuz he couldn't make you wear a helmet"

When we voted to support trump’s war making powers, we couldn’t have known he’d use them to make a war

God of war is extremely in this vein; just make sure you start with the one where he has a beard and an axe, it’s a huge tone/gameplay shift from the originals (which were fun in an id-driven guilty pleasure way; but the new ones are genuinely Good Games)

Is the president’s house not already secure against this type of thing

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Podcasts are for when only half your brain is busy and you need something to keep the other half from getting lonely. You’re not supposed to use your whole brain on a podcast (my apologies to podcasters but we’re all listening to you this way)

His power level is over 9000 *vegeta hoots a series of Daffy Duck noises*

I’m 41 and ready to go, please don’t give me anything important to do if I make it to 80

The music in hell is great but the podcasts are hell

Give it time

NYT on Feb. 13, 2026: The visit also demonstrated the relative foreign policy inexperience of Ms. Ocasio-Cortez, who has made a few overseas trips since taking office but does not sit on any House committees devoted primarily to world affairs. She struggled at times to formulate succinct answers at a nighttime panel session, during which she was asked probing and specific questions about how to respond to international crises. Questioned about whether the United States should send troops to defend Taiwan if China invaded the island, she stalled for roughly 20 seconds before offering a substantive response. “I think that, uh, this is such a, a — you know, I think that — this is a, um — this is of course, a, uh, a very longstanding, um, policy of the United States,” Ms. Ocasio-Cortez said, before saying that the country should try to avoid reaching that point with China in the first place.

NYT on March 16, 2026: On Monday, Mr. Trump claimed that “numerous countries have told me they’re on the way,” noting that President Emmanuel Macron of France would most likely help in the Strait of Hormuz and was an eight out of 10. “Not perfect, but it’s France,” he said. Others are not demonstrating sufficient enthusiasm for his demands, he said.

Last month the NYT said AOC "struggled" to give an answer on Taiwan and quoted her with "uhs" and "ums" to make her look stupid

Yesterday talking about Hormuz Trump claimed he's heard from "numerous countries" and said "uh" four times. The NYT deleted the "uhs" and paraphrased him to look smarter:

BUCK: Once again, Team USA refusing to shake hands with their opponents

SMOLTZ: well, I like it. Old school.

BUCK: Joining us today, someone who knows about old school contests, the poet Homer

ὍΜΗΡΟΣ: Diomedes said he had no quarrel with his enemy

SMOLTZ: what

ὍΜΗΡΟΣ: traded his armor with one

just around the corner, keep going