I don’t know but I guess if you think about it life is a mystery, and everyone must stand alone

Update: they didn’t split, but they were gripping my leg hairs like a beeyotch

The jeans I’m wearing rn are so tight on my thighs I can’t even fit my phone in my pocket… I don’t think I’m gonna be able to ride my bike home in these

Societal Phenomenon: People using photos with their better looking friends as bait on dating profiles

Who wanna stay up all night on Xbox with me x

Haircut booked for Monday, can’t wait to feel human again

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World peace would be funner

They’re going to the moon rn?… like why?

Swirly🤍🤍

Spent £11 on a fancy cheesecake that’s only 4 Inches big today, only to discover the one I make is better😮‍💨

Been out to the theatre tonight, fab show… insufferable theatre people around. I’ve grown bitter

Everybody is fucking staring today… I swearrrrrr

My Patient’s dad said I look like Benson Boone today, this isn’t the first time this has happened…. It’s official, I am the Benson Boone of Healthcare

Love a muscle fit T-shirt but I do not currently have the muscle to fit said T-shirt

Had a dream last night that my exam today was like the faction test from divergent, and I started dancing to like a virgin by Madonna instead

Major😍😍😍

Oh boy I sure hope nothing unlucky happens today

Another one thank you🙂‍↕️🖋️🖤

Sunday is the perfect day to slow down

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When the chips are down🎶🕺🏻

Been off the apps a week, the world is healing

Making Tagine for dinner because I know what that is now🥰

I need a big empty room I can dance in

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Levi’s 501 display my booty the way god intended x

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If you dare😘

8/10, very theatrical, maybe a bonus for being the first, minus points to protect your ego 😜

The Cambridge Uni boys are out in their slutty little shorts today, approved

About to start digging for treasure😛🍑