coisas q ouço no supermercado:
se eu estivesse sobriaaaa eu teria me ma-ta-dooo~

galadriel raising her hand in the movie to be like "yo" cate blanchett could tell me to kill a man and i would let her interpellate me

five chicken nuggets pleas

Post do Tumblr de @tpwrtrmnky: "'screen time screen time screen time screeeeEEEEEEEE' before the smartphone, kids were so bored they'd play with explosives, vandalize local infrastructure and harass old people for entertainment. fund libraries. fund makerspaces. fund youth sports. enable kids to actually go places without having to ask someone to drive them everywhere. excessive reliance on digital spaces is a symptom of having nothing else to do." tags complementares da pessoa que reblogou o post: #reblog #also sometimes the kids aren't on their phones all the time -- they're just on their phones the whole time you're around #because when you're there they'd rather be anywhere else

melhor take sobre "tempo de tela" que eu já vi

a llm que escreveu o código pra eles não vai impedir a retribuição divina. their line won't survive the coming winter

did you know that AWS named lambda functions that way because they are intended to be small? please hold still. don't try to untie yourselves. we've been over this, remember?

to the people that wrote this lambda function: I just want to talk. please. the gun in my hand? emotional support. don't worry.

ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Up the bum it goes!

logo do instituto Butantan

grrrr me colocaram de volta no cgnat grrrr

A wall full of mugs arranged in such a way that it looks like the mugs are repeating themselves, creating an uncomfortable illusion

Woe, wall of astigmatism be upon ye

do not believe his lies

com manipulação de strings o suficiente, tudo é possível

Dia de folga

Fui buscar mais infos disso aqui e a grande maioria é fake news

Nenhum dos items citados aí no bluet está na tabela de aumento, só placa-mãe que pelo visto vai se enquadrar

Mas tem aumento de outros itens, celulares, equipamentos médicos, agrícolas, etc.

Pra fazer bait o povo é um leão

all cat is baby
vou alisar o pelo dela nem que seja (e provavelmente vai ser) a última coisa que eu faça

I went 100 pages deep on the Swarovski catalogue and found a statue of myself, a thousand facets gleaming. She looked so happy to have let the light in. So much happier than me, with this darkness hidden in my repulsive flesh

Should I Deploy Today A friendly reminder to all Developers, Designers, CEOs

adoro sexta feira 13 pq é o dia que o shouldideploy.today fica muito engraçado

oh boy, I sure loved to be reincarnated as a ps5 in Brazil! now I'm sure nothing bad will happen!

O sol não faz verão

A downy woodpecker sits on a spruce on a sunny winter day. "Ahh... Febuary" it says. Close up on it correcting "Febrary" then "Febberary..." then finally "Frebrury"

Ferbruary #oldknees

boa noite, meus chapinhas

eu fiquei ciente disso sem consentimento e agora vocês vão ter que também :)