Kash Patel looks like he drank himself into fetal alcohol syndrome.

Operation Epic Fury.. sounds like the hayseeds in charge thought more about the name of their mission than the actual attack itself. Way to go. (Sarcastic slow clap)

How was Klanchella?

Has Hans Landa left Minnesota yet?

The “Kamala will send your sons to war” crowd is awfully quiet.

Someone needs to tell the President that Obama took 4000 mg of aspirin per day.

Mel Brooks having to bury Rob Reiner is against all laws of nature and I’m not ok about it

I won the FIFA Prize for literature.

I worked for Frank Gehry. Because of him, I went to The Simpsons Halloween party, had a key to the Disney Concert Hall, met amazing artists. Frank was wonderful to me. When I left his office, he said you'll do big things, just try to stay out of politics. Sorry, Frank. Your memory is a blessing ❤️

Kelly: He runs around on stage talking about lethality and the warrior ethos.. That’s not the message that should be coming from the Secretary of Defense… He runs around on a stage like he’s a 12 year old playing army. It’s embarrassing.

Blackrock was buying home for immigrants? Wow!

One of the many highlights of a piece by Brian Phillips about RFK jr & Olivia Nuzzi.. @theringer.com

‘Never accuse Keith Olbermann of overspending on the college student he was dating in his 50s.’

This all-male panel is deciding whether South Carolina women can be charged with murder for their pregnancies — and whether birth control and pro-choice websites stay legal.

This a real thing happening today. Don't look away.

Why didn’t the rest of the press corps STAND UP FOR HER?????????

The message behind “quiet, piggy” was not subtle.
I decide who speaks. I decide what truth is. I decide whose pain persists and whose gets erased. I decide what women are allowed to ask me. I decide which crimes survive and which get swallowed in smoke.
open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...

It reallllllly helps that she’s an attractive white woman.

I’m overappreciated and undermedicated.

A Prince wouldn’t lose his titles and livelihood over a hoax.

After recent revelations, the Big Beautiful Bill has taken on a whole new meaning.

The funniest element is still Clownium.

HELL IS FINALLY READY FOR DICK CHENEY

DICK CHENEY IS DEAD.

I must have missed the part in the Bible where Jesus turned loaves and fishes into drug tests and working more than one job.

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"Kids dressed in halloween costumes walking to a parade" do not present an immediate threat to law enforcement officer and riot control measures may not be used, Ellis says.

Put this classic in the Louvre now that there’s room!

I thought the entire concept of ‘CIA covert operations’ was NOT to announce it to the world.

My answer to the @MuckRack Daily trivia question: it has 6 feathers !

Stop taking the wrong 79-year olds.