Ok here *unzips dick*

you know what else is hard as rock? 😏😏😏😏

rock

Shut the fuck up, transphobe.

dog girls instinctively crossing their legs when the price is right reminds everyone to get their pets spayed or neutered

Beerfest is really funny though!

What did you do to him to make him so sad 😭

What the FUCK are you serious

fuck you

but wait this isn't a post for knights of the old republic II: the sith lords

yeah, here have some

This is why you have a home pair and a work pair btw

Two men giving one another a breast exam while one of wife of one of the men looks on in confusion

Challengers (2024)

for a split second i thought this was 37 year old bocchi the milf

Coke Zero tastes so good when you don’t got a bitch in your ear telling you it’s nasty @zoey.dog

Well now I have to decide what to play on it that I couldn’t just play on my computer….starting with Uncharted tho

I thought you were the cuck not Zoey

I’m so fucking jealous I wish I could watch it for the first time again. Like the series is incredible all by itself but the miniseries premiere is one of the greatest openings to a series of all time

SO FUCKING TRUE THANK YOU

Based based based

If you really loved her you’d do it

They have sleeves for that

Meetings always fuck up my flow I hate the start of my week because it’s full of meetings and I never get anything done

WHY IS THIS HAPPENING

idk why it keeps showing up as black its the "omg mj no" pic

let me try that again

bro looks like this

might have to buy a PS5 before they go up in price fuck

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Louder for the self-righteous douchebag Canadians in the back

There is absolutely no reason for anybody to be involuntary celibate. That's why God invented hookers.