The Onion wants to make us submissive slaves to the New world order.

Correct.

In a nutshell. 😊

Mamdani: "What are we fighting for?. When you look back at the history books of our party, 100 years ago we had a very clear vision of what we were fighting for. It's sad that for too many Americans, when they want to look for ambition in the Democratic Party, then have to turn to a history book."

One of my cartoons in Monday's Metro

"Trump's not conservative"

Oh no you don't. No no no no no.

I can tolerate Republicans moving on from Bush and the neocons, 9/11 and all that.

But you fucking own Trump from now until the end of time. He told you exactly who he was from day 1 and you voted for him 3 times. That's on YOU.

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

Our president is promising to wipe out a civilization tonight.

And what is our response? We all drive to work, go to the grocery store, eat out at a restaurant, meet with friends, go to the bar, pretend like this is all normal.

It's not. It's madness.

Accountability is very important. Without it, the people who do bad things are just emboldened to do more bad things. You vote for a capitalist, and you'll never see accountability. If you vote for a capitalist from either party, all these criminals walk free. Divine justice is fake. It's up to us.

Marco Rubio declared that under the Constitution being born in the USA does not make you a citizen unless your parents are citizens.

Marco Rubio's parents were Cuban immigrants who were NOT citizens at the time of his birth.

Do you think Marco will now self-deport?

Honestly, I think the US became a failed state when they decided guns were more important than their own children and we’re just watching the end.

Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!

When Democrats accuse Trump of a crime, it's because he actually did it.

When Trump falsely accuses Democrats of a crime, it's because he actually did it.

"The Chinese government has the full, un-redacted Epstein files."

"Anonymous has the full, un-redacted Epstein files."

That's nice. I'll care about it when they're released publicly online. Until then, it's all just meaningless, shameless engagement bait.

And of course, the Senate confirmed him.

Well, JB PRITZKER For Possible President, Then........

I swear. I don’t want softness Democrats when they take control again.
No excuses.
I want this current administration dragged to The Hague.
I want to see them suffer.
If you are a Democrat that’s not willing to do it.
You are not a Democrat for me.

Trump: "It used to be very successful. Now it's a country run by fear. It's a country where they tell protesters, 'Don't go outside, because if you do, we're gonna kill you.'"

Good luck! It's a helluva journey

I had a cat who was coffee fiend. He'd steal sips from any cup left unattended long enough to cook to room temperature. I thought it was the cream he liked until I found him molesting the coffee pot.

No Student Should Wake up Wondering If They’ll Have to Kill a School Shooter Today There's not enough therapy in the world for the Old Dominion University ROTC students who were forced to kill a school shooter yesterday.

There's not enough therapy in the world for the Old Dominion University ROTC students who were forced to kill a school shooter yesterday.
www.jezebel.com/school-shoot...

This is a good lesson for journalists: Use plain language to state true things clearly.

It's a show of force. A power move. It's both his way of insulting the council (sexist) and showing his reach.

Here is my opening statement to the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee today.

Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.

You know who can also testify as to what was happening with Epstein and don’t need clemency?

His victims.

Kristi Noem has to go.
Gregory Bovino has to go.
Stephen Miller has to go.

We need to not just abolish the GOP, we need to abolish all parties. The whole electoral process is undermined when only 2 people are essentially "allowed" to win. It purposefully locks out other candidates, and creates the very scenario we're in today.

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

Living under capitalism is like being forced to play a board game you dislike where the rules are boring, unfair and nonsensical but which the winners, who started with an advantage, keep explaining are excellent, and if you try improve the game you’re “cheating” but if you stop playing you’ll die

We know who you are scumbags