Luigi says "Spit in this hole"

My name is also Bort

It's a Friday

I have been made aware of

*while chewing on the world's saddest quesadilla* I miss my fleshlight

me and the boys on the USS Abraham Lincoln eating boiled boot leather and sharing stories about the most Realistic Pussy we've ever seen

Hey

Greetings

Thanks

Learn 👇

Is this thing still on?

Three panel comic. Panel 1: scene from the movie Aliens; Ripley is in a mech suit and delivers her iconic line: “get away from her, you bitch!” Panel 2: the xenomorph queen lunges at Ripley in the robotic suit and they engage in a fight. Panel 3: later, the xenomorph queen is standing in the shower, mid wash. She says, “‘it takes one to know one, honey.’ That’s what I should have said.”

Parapa the Rapper doing Linked In Park "One thing I don't know why it doesn't even matter how hard you try"

WE WON

It is a mistery

wtf they ai generated another pfp for me 😭

dang @lucavi.bsky.social ur famous ,

I'm taking ur lunch money

⚠️

Black and white expressionistic illustration in the style of Edvard Munch's The Scream. In the foreground, a bald man in a business suit stands on a distorted bridge, clutching his face with both hands, eyes bulging and mouth agape in a scream of existential horror. Behind him stretches a chaotic, warped cityscape of tilting buildings, factories emitting smoke, a church with a cross, a clock tower, and a construction crane. A car labeled "ABSURDE" drives on the road to the left. The sky is filled with swirling, agitated lines. Bold text in the upper right reads: "work, buy, consume and die."

L@@k

Boy Scouts Leader

Looking to chill
Ready for war

He is Risen

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