Some days, you feel vital and vibrant. Other days, you tweak your back by wrapping Christmas presents.

As 2024 draws to an end, let us look forward to the beginning of 2017.

“There'll be parties for hosting…”
Fun!
“Marshmallows for toasting…”
Yum!
“And caroling out in the snow…”
Magical!
“There'll be scary ghost stories…”
Wait

DREW. (Scared it can happen even if you just type it.)

A moment, for the joy I feel in discovering my old Twitter community is now here.

News organizations picked some brutal photos of Gaetz for the nomination withdrawal coverage OH WAIT that’s just how he looks.

I don’t want to be in an echo chamber. Too small. Give me an echo estate with a walled garden and haunted carriage house.

Hi hi! I’m here! If you loved Twitter when it was fun, believe in joy and kindness and equity, and recognize the power of breakfast for dinner, let’s be friends.