So glad to see you here!

I was taught that making a phone call after 9pm was rude, but I regularly get work texts from boomers well past 10.

Post-game interviews are the worst. It’s always like “You’ve dedicated your entire life to this sport, how does it feel to be a loser? Also, Taylor Swift was rooting against you.”

Every once in a while I remember that people ran hoses through their bedroom windows to fill up a giant bag of water to sleep on, and I’m still so mesmerized by the thought.

How will I survive a zombie apocalypse when I can’t even survive wearing a headband for a full day?

Glad I took the first week of January off just to be surrounded by high conflict situations the second week in.

Lord, Diet Dr. Pepper me strength, for I am weary.

Can I be the godmother??

Gofundme should not be our national safety net

The power flickered on and off multiple times before finally going out completely about 10 seconds before midnight. Feeling a little Y2K over here. #happynewyear

Just saw a Christian complaining online about Muslims that dare ask an establishment to avoid the cross contamination of their food with pork products, because “halal restaurants exist” and not everyone believes what they believe.

And man, I can’t wait to tell him about private Christian school.

You’re only laughing because you made it this year…🙃

I keep my Facebook friends list tidy by deleting people I don’t talk to our like very much on their birthday.

I call this the “Birthday Bye.”

Follow me for more digital relationship tips.

Welcome home!

No. It’s a free trial for Hallmark+. I wouldn’t use stack for the same reason it’s uncomfortable for you. I don’t do scary. At all.

Yikes!

I know Hallmark+ is like $8 a month and they have a free trial. But I’m still sorry about Stack.

This feels.

Backhanded.

All of the above.

I broke my 8 year vegetarian streak with chicken flautas from Chevys, so yeah I totally get it! 😅

A round tray with smoked salmon, veggies, and cream cheese.

Decided to try to make a little lox board for my church staff brunch tomorrow. Didn’t think through working a full day with people who had a breakfast of fish and onions.

Golden retriever laying on a bed with a rainbow striped blanket.

Happy Saturday from the goodest boy I know.

I had a billion rewards points from Harper-Collins, and decided the church library could use some helpful resources on racism and justice.

Harper-Collins sent my copy early for some reason, and it’s beautiful and brilliant. Thank you for your work!

Egg whites are low-cal/high protein breakfast magic for me. I aim for 30g of protein per meal and do a protein shake to hit a little over that. Ground chicken taco bowls, lentil soup, tuna salad, salmon salad etc…

“My naked pastor picture got here!”

My friend telling me her @nakedpastor.bsky.social art print came in the mail. 🫠😅

Spent 45 minutes watching videos about bathroom organization for people with ADHD and 0 minutes organizing my bathroom.

Headed home after a week spent with one of my best friends and her family in LA. I don't have family, so sometimes I struggle when witnessing nurturing, compassionate familial relationships up close because it reminds me of my lack.

But I’m leaving this trip feeling grateful and included.

Such a beautiful, glowy California morning.

How the Andromeda galaxy would look from Earth if it were brighter

That bridge tho.