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Posts by Wobbles the Banrat

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

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Those are just pimples.

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I like all those stories of people "unlocking" the potential of the human brain, as if most of it isn't devoted to stuff like walking without falling over and being able to catch stuff that's thrown at you & making it all feel natural and easy despite being pretty complex physics problems.

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This goblin looks so nice to hug and cuddle.

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Your coworker has a point, the text is slightly ambiguous.

However, anyone actually taking that position should just get an eye roll and then ignored. Everyone knows what this rule means.

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a drawing of a dwarf with a colourful beard and a chainsaw-sword

a drawing of a dwarf with a colourful beard and a chainsaw-sword

a drawing of a halfling with a backpack of books and a staff and the halfling has a moustache

a drawing of a halfling with a backpack of books and a staff and the halfling has a moustache

I have some more £10 commissions available now! Please let me know if you would like to have one thank you

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Hey #PortfolioDay I love colors, strange patterns and surrealism ✨ (sshh im late i know)

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Hmmmm...looks like poop! Good choice of marker color!

Beautiful map!

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Happy birthday Guts you cute patato!
Happy Birthday to anyone who might be birthday today!

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A creature made of red ropes.

A creature made of red ropes.

Bishop of Knots.

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a drawing of a goblin with antenna that glow yellow and also a goblin with a snout

a drawing of a goblin with antenna that glow yellow and also a goblin with a snout

a goblin face side on and the goblin seems to be blowing a raspberry

a goblin face side on and the goblin seems to be blowing a raspberry

drawing of a goblin with round large eyes and one long eyebrow

drawing of a goblin with round large eyes and one long eyebrow

a drawing of a small goblin perched atop another larger goblin's head and that larger goblin has a round, pink snout.

a drawing of a small goblin perched atop another larger goblin's head and that larger goblin has a round, pink snout.

Here are some goblin faces from something I am drawing currently.

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He look like racist old man looking out his window at kids having fun.

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Here's the latest AI video making the rounds. Note the perfect framing that doesn't shake or jostle when the dogs run past. The man's arms blobbing when he crosses them. The black dog disappearing into the top right darkness, and then running through a wall to end up in the kitchen.

Eyes up.

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Unholy soup cloaca.

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a drawing of a small elf who is blue and pink and has insect wings and their outfit is decorated with lilypads and they have a pointed witch hat.

a drawing of a small elf who is blue and pink and has insect wings and their outfit is decorated with lilypads and they have a pointed witch hat.

A drawing of a small mushroom person wearing a cardigan and a checked scarf. They have a red and white spotted cap, like a toadstool.

A drawing of a small mushroom person wearing a cardigan and a checked scarf. They have a red and white spotted cap, like a toadstool.

I have some more £10 commissions slots available now! Please feel free to send me a message if you would like to have one.

I like to draw all kinds of characters but these two are just some nice examples I think.
#commissionsopen #commissions #goblins #fantasyart

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rpg’s

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One of my favorite player character concepts I want to use in an RPG someday is a former Wizard college groundskeeper who thanks to one too many magical pranks ends up becoming a Wild Magic sorcerer with random patches of color permanently dyed into their skin and hair.

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Some new Funny War Guys stickers.
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I love this old man.

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A glass food storage container sits upon a desk. In three messy rows are sliced cheese, crackers, and sliced summer sausage. A pot of hot mustard sits open next to the container. It's boy lunch.

A glass food storage container sits upon a desk. In three messy rows are sliced cheese, crackers, and sliced summer sausage. A pot of hot mustard sits open next to the container. It's boy lunch.

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I'm going to fix Bluesky's user growth issues. I'm going to start posting about which MLB players have "George Lucas-ass names" again. Sorry about that.

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The Ghosts of Mortua Luna

Ironkin Asssistant with mobility issues serves alongside the Mortua Luna crew, having fashioned a grav chair hes happy to shoot foes with his bolter whilst assisting in repairs

40k wheelchair representation

#warhammercommunity #warhammer40k

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Me an Woimy are going on an adventure. Don't worry Nona I'll have them back before 10.

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A picture of Janet and Bad Janet from the tv show The Good Place. Janet has been drawn over to look like a Craftworld Eldar and Bad Janet looks like a Dark Eldar / Drukhari. Drukhari Bad Janet is farting contemptuously. Thank you to @caitlinroseboyle.com who made this for me.

A picture of Janet and Bad Janet from the tv show The Good Place. Janet has been drawn over to look like a Craftworld Eldar and Bad Janet looks like a Dark Eldar / Drukhari. Drukhari Bad Janet is farting contemptuously. Thank you to @caitlinroseboyle.com who made this for me.

We finally figured out the Eldar / Dark Eldar distinction in Warhammer 40k.

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moby-dick, his eyes enormous: from hell's heart you STAB at moby? for hate's sake you spit your last BREATH at moby? oh! oh! the great shroud of the sea for ahab! the great shroud of the sea rolling on as it rolled five thousand years ago!!!!

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This is where I disagree. If a normal transport maintains 'You' which in Star Trek we seem to accept, then I think we must embrace the paradox. At the moment of duplication, both entities are You. Both inherit completely Your history. Of course they immediately start to diverge.

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