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Posts by Jeff Jeffstofferson

If I were an accounting professor, I would teach LIFO and FIFO in terms of pancakes. LIFO is the stack of pancakes on the table - the last one cooked is put on top, and is the first one you put on your plate.
FIFO is eating the pancakes - First one you eat is the first one you poop out.

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I wonder if Prince Andrew is sweating now?

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RIP Scott Adams. His career started out caricaturing white collar workplaces; his life ended as a caricature of white people.

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If I were a politician, I would carry a sign at all times with gibberish letters, just in case I do something embarrassing on camera people will think it’s clearly AI.

8 months ago 2 0 1 0

The fact that you call pop “pop” tells me that you’re not ready.

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5. Uuuuuummmmm
4. Uuuuuuuuummmmm
3. Father guy on Baby Blues
2. Frog guy on The Good Place
1. Stuart Daniels on My Name is Earl

#MikeOMalley

10 months ago 2 1 0 0

Help! I’m trying to get Mike O’Malley trending on Bluesky. Please re-bloosk and post your top 5 Mike O’Malley roles:

5. Guest spot on The Good Place
4. Life with Roger
3. Digorno’s commercial where he loses his shit and yells “It’s not delivery!”
2. Nickelodeon’s Guts
1. Global Guts

#MikeOMalley

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What is the verb form of BlueSky-ing? I mean, like the analog to tweeting back when twitter was a thing. My proposal: bloosk. “Uh oh, this guy is bloosking his hot takes again. Check out this guy’s bloosk.”

10 months ago 1 1 0 0
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Andor fans make the best damn memes I swear

11 months ago 2 0 0 0

“I’ve been swimming in raw sewage. I love it!” - RFK Jr in the new Naked Gun reboot

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That final shot of Andor season 2. Wilmon has gone TOO FAR THIS TIME

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I believe I am rooting for the capitals to win this one.

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Holy fucking shit

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The sets this season. Wow.

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Damn I thought the music in this episode was great. Looks like Nicholas Brittell is back!

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….. did that end how I think it ended? Are you fucking kidding me :-(

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Tony Gilroy: “I’m not a Star Wars fan
Also Tony Gilroy: “Time to detail obscure lore from a role playing game from the early 90s”

11 months ago 0 0 0 0

Cyril!

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Why hasn’t it started yet, what is this bullshit

11 months ago 0 0 0 0

I will be live blueskying my reactions to Andor tonight. Stay tuned to this thread!

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How in the hell

11 months ago 1 0 0 0

Me: I’ll take a latte.
Coffee person: Hot or iced?
Me: Room temperature, please.

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The Fugitive. It never struck me as an all time great, but it’s just so watchable. If it’s on tv, I watch it. If I have friends over and we feel like putting something on, it’s one we return to a lot.

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Syril is having a rough day

Syril is having a rough day

Still thinking about Andor

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1 year ago 1 0 0 0
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My new pickup line: Damn girl, are you in charge of picking the new pope? Because you are an absolute smoke show.

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

They only lost by a touchdown! That’s good, right??

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.

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